Beverly Quote #865
Quote from Beverly in Sixteen Candles
Lainey: Oh, wow. That's for a baby, which is weird 'cause we were very clear that's a long, long way off.
Beverly: But we blink, and then baby's here, and then there I am, right next to you on my mom cot.
Lainey: Mom cot?
Murray: Oh, no, not the mom cot.
Barry: What does he know? What's a mom cot?
Beverly: It is a cot that sits smack against your bed so when you get tired, you just hand the baby directly to me.
Lainey: Wait. You actually expect to sleep in the same room with us?
Beverly: Trust me, you'll be thrilled to have a bed bubby when it comes time for burping, bathing, and poopy diapies.
Barry: No way, Mother. You are never to set foot in our hypothetical home!
Beverly: I have a copy of the key, right, Murray?
Murray: She made a secret copy.
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‘Sixteen Candles’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Barry: We can live in some tiny, shark-tankless apartment, for all I care. As long as it's me, Lainey, and our four snuggly little kids.
Beverly: Okay, there is no way I'm gonna let- Oh, my God. Did you say kids?
Lainey: Can you imagine all those cute little Barrys running around? Aww.
Barry: Aww.
Beverly: Aww.
Lainey: Why is she aww-ing with us?
Barry: I don't know.
Beverly: Little Barrys. Oh, with the curly hair and the squishy, husky baby body and the not being able to ride the bus to camp 'cause you're so emotionally out of control. [gasps] Ah!
Quote from Murray
Beverly: You are not getting married to Lainey Lewis. You are a high-school senior and a tiny boy.
Murray: And you need a job! First, you drop out of college to be a rock star? Now you're back here driving up my electric bill!
Beverly: You will get married over my dead body. And shame on you for not even consulting your one true lady love of your life, which is me.
Murray: And look at you. Using my stove and my light bulbs like you're some sort of Norwegian royalty.
Beverly: You can't be a husband. You are still my baby Barry.
Murray: Those beautiful blond bastards! They did nothing to help us during the war.
Beverly: Murray, stop. You're on a bad tangent. Just focus on how she's breaking our hearts.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Murray: Hey, Billy boy. Here to yell at the kids?
Bill Lewis: Bingo! Hope it's okay, but I've written some really terrible things to say to Barry in order to scare him off.
Murray: You did some homework. Good on you.
Bill Lewis: Yeah. Full disclosure: I attack his physical appearance in a very un-Christian way. I mean, it's no way for an adult to speak to a child.
Murray: Hey, go big or go home, right?
Beverly: Wrong! All of our anger, guilt, and emotional terror only makes the kids dig in deeper. We have to rethink our tactics.
Bill Lewis: With your blessing, I am willing to fistfight your son.