Murray Quote #613

Quote from Murray in Let's Val Kilmer This Car

Erica: Don't think of it as dropping out. Think of it as me transferring to your house.
Murray: This school rejects your application. You go now.
Beverly: He doesn't mean it, love bug. It's the Manischevitz talking.
Murray: Damn right I mean it! What makes her think she can move back in here, eat our food, sit on our furniture like she's one of our children.
Beverly: She is one of our children, Murray.
Murray: Fine, the dummy can stay as long as she pays for food and rent like a normal person. I'm putting my foot down on this.
Erica: Come on. This is my home. You can't make me pay for goods and services.
Murray: Plus rent. The foot has spoken.

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Beverly: In honor of my schmoopie-poop's arrival home and back into my loving arms, I present the most tender brisket ever brisketed.
Erica: How can you brisket at a time like this? Dad's about to come home and lose his mind when he hears I dropped out.
Beverly: That's the point. I know exactly how to butter up your father. You do it with meat. And actual butter.

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Erica: What era do you have me working in?

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