Mr. Glascott Quote #45

Quote from Mr. Glascott in Spaceballs

Jackie: I even showed your cartoon to my parents, and guess what. They wanna have you over for dinner.
Adam: Dinner with Lynn and Vinny? That's a huge deal.
Mr. Glascott: Wait. You haven't met her parents yet? What's the deal with that?
Adam: Actually, I was kinda wondering that myself.
Jackie: Mmm, no, Adam, you did meet my parents. You guys had a nice chat after the musical.
Adam: You mean when I was dressed like Rum Tum Tugger from Cats?
Mr. Glascott: Oh, I see what this is. They think you're a dweeb, and Jackie doesn't wanna prove them right.
Adam: I'm sure that's not it at all.
Jackie: No, he's right. My parents were hippies at Queens College, and my dad was arrested protesting the war.
Mr. Glascott: Hmm, I thought that only happened in the movies.

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Quote from Murray

Beverly: Erica's ditching college to form a band.
Murray: No.
Erica: Well, look at that. Dad's still alive and oddly calm, considering I'm dropping out.
Murray: The reason I'm so calm is because it's not happening, moron. I was a deadbeat loser before college. It turned my life around.
Beverly: And dropping out was the biggest regret of my life. I could have been a lawyer.
Murray: She could have been a lawyer!

Quote from Beverly

Murray: I'll fix it.
Erica: Fix it how? How is he moving so fast on a bad foot?
Beverly: Your father's been activated. It's a combo of aggravation, frustration, and rage so powerful it makes him the most determined man on the planet.
Pops: Look at him go!
Erica: How is he across the quad already? Is he climbing stairs? He's climbing stairs two at a time, and without a rail.
Beverly: Even stairs can't stop him when he's activated.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Jackie: Oh, my God. Adam, this is fantastic. Look, you guys. This is exactly what this paper needs, a political cartoonist.
Adam: Uh, whuzzanuh?
Dave Kim: Oh, man. He's using Darth Vader as a commentary on Reagan's destruction of our environment.
Coach Mellor: We are not printing this smear piece, commie! Ronald Reagan's an American hero, and he created the Presidential Physical Fitness Test with his bare hands.