Adam Quote #518
Quote from Adam in The Hooters
Adam: Why do you always wear a tie in shop class, anyway? It literally can get caught in everything.
Mr. Crosby: I dress nice for the wood because I honor the wood. I expect the same from my students.
Murray: I get the boy can be a bit of a smartass, but it's just wood. I don't know why you got to honor it.
Mr. Crosby: I'll tell you why, sir. I lived in a suspended bamboo cage for three years.
Principal Ball: Oh, boy. Uh, Derek, while we all thank you for your service, I don't think we need to hear-
Mr. Crosby: It was a simple design, but sturdy as hell. Naturally, I tried to saw through it with a crude tool I had fashioned from my hair and some toenails.
Principal Ball: Could we just stay on course-
Mr. Crosby: But as time wore on, the jungle madness took me. I tried to summon a monkey army to free me from my elegant fortress.
Principal Ball: Okay, just speed through to the end.
Mr. Crosby: I soon realized that I needed to forgive the wood that encaged me.
Principal Ball: Just, uh [whistles]
Mr. Crosby: And when a monsoon swept my captors into a river, that cage became a raft to freedom. And so, I have dedicated my life to the art of woodworking.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Hooters’ Quotes
Quote from Erica
Beverly: At least let me buy you girls dessert. Oh, there's a new "wudder-ice" place.
Geoff: Oh, man! Their "wudder ice" is amazing!
Other Erica: Okay. What are you people talking about?
Beverly: "Wudder ice."
Geoff: "Wudder ice."
Beverly: "Wudder ice."
Other Erica: What's "wudder"?
Erica: They're trying to say "water ice." It's a local dessert.
Other Erica: Ew. Your food and words are gross. I say we drive straight until we find some culture.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Enough with the comedy, moron! You're gonna get a regular job like everybody else.
Adam: Like what?
Murray: Eh, I don't know. A police officer, a doctor, a-a construction worker, an Indian chief.
Adam: You're just listing the Village People!
Murray: You have more chance of being in a disco supergroup than you do from making money telling jokes.
Quote from Barry
Beverly: Okay, I got you the fancy rich-people food you wanted, but I-I just don't think-
Barry: This is my new way of living. Bring me my first course.
Beverly: I present to you pate.
Barry: Like a hamburger pat-tay?! Yes! No! Ugh! It's like meat, but it's smooth like peanut butter!
Beverly: Come on. Let mama make you a shrimp parm and a chili pot pie.
Barry: Yes! Let's cheese up some shrimps and pie up some chili!