Barry Quote #672
Quote from Barry in The Goldberg Girls
Barry: Okay, let's review everything I taught you about being a bodacious leader of a friend group.
Rule 1.
Beverly: Always bust balls.
Barry: Yes! Friendship is about breaking down the walls to figure out what really bothers a person. Rule two?
Beverly: Pick a badass name for the group and yell it as often as possible to display a terrifying show of unity.
Barry: I chose the JTP, three letters, but powerful.
Beverly: Well, I'm looking for my Golden Girls, so I chose Goldberg Girls. Goldberg Girls!
Barry: Rule three?
Beverly: Uh, create opportunities to bond.
Barry: May I suggest lighting your farts? It's really brought me and my friends a lot closer.
Beverly: I was more thinking we would bedazzle matching sweaters, like fashionable street toughs.
Barry: Ah, very lame. So it's perfect!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Goldberg Girls’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: And with my help, you can have that, too. All you got to do is make sure you pick friends that have a specific role in the group.
Beverly: Ooh, like my beloved Golden Girls.
Barry: Yes, for instance, I'm the Dorothy, the strong, masculine leader who keeps everyone in line.
Beverly: Oh, you are my handsome Bea Arthur.
Barry: And Andy here is our Sophia, the tiny, adorable spitfire.
Andy: No filter, yo.
Barry: Naturally, Naked Rob is our Blanche the sensual one, free with his body.
Naked Rob: My parents got me someone to talk to once a week about it.
Barry: And Matt Bradley here is our Rose, dumb as rocks and always messing everything up.
Matt: I just treasure these friendships.
Quote from Beverly
Linda Schwartz: She's right. I just don't have time to be a Goldberg Girl.
Beverly: But I thought we could travel down the road and back again. My heart is true. Your pals and my confidants.
Essie Karp: I don't even know you.
Beverly: Essie, if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew.
Virginia Kremp: Yeah, we all know the theme song.
Beverly: You would see the biggest gift would be from me. And do you know what the card attached would say?
Coach Mellor: "Thank you for being a friend"?
Beverly: Exactly.
Quote from Beverly
Essie Karp: Oh, my God, this white zin is to die for.
Linda Schwartz: And I have a coupon!
Beverly: Oh, you guys, look over there. So cute, right?
Virginia Kremp: Oh, I hope that's us when we're old.
Real Virginia Kremp: Did that lady just call us "old"?
Real Beverly Goldberg: Some people are just so [bleep] rude these days.
Real Essie Karp: Oy, this white zin is to die for.
Real Linda Schwartz: And I have a coupon!