Murray Quote #506

Quote from Murray in Girl Talk

Murray: You can come back to my store.
Marvin: I knew it! Sales have plunged since your top salesman left.
Murray: Sure. If that's what you want to hear.
Marvin: Oh, I want a lot more than that. I shall return to your employ should you meet the following demands. Demand number one. I want stock options. All of them.
Murray: We're not a public company, moron. There is no stock.
Marvin: I want 100 paid vacation days.
Murray: That's three months!
Marvin: I want my own parking spot.
Murray: No.
Marvin: Toilet.
Murray: No.
Marvin: Office.
Murray: No.
Marvin: And I'm going to change the name of the store to Marvin and Brother Furniture Place.
Murray: All right, forget I asked.

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 ‘Girl Talk’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Barry: Call a guy and tell him something gross.
Geoff: Ew. Never. I'll take a zit sticker.
Erica: I knew you'd still be here!
Geoff: Erica, you came home to see me.
Erica: No, I came home to fight you all for invading my privacy.
Geoff: But Barry said you were fine with it.
Barry: That is not what I said, Erica. What I told them was, run, JTP!
All: JTP!

Quote from Murray

Marvin: We have an opportunity here to make the biggest, most expensive furniture commercial ever, okay? I'm talking about explosions, car chases, furniture girls.
Murray: There's no such thing as furniture girls.
Adam: Uncle Marvin's right. We should probably go big.
Marvin: So big!
Adam: And loud!
Marvin: And sexy!
Murray: Go away!
Adam: Ooh! We can set it in space!
Marvin: Spaaaace.
Murray: No space!
Adam: And animals. We need animals. The deadlier the better.
Marvin: Yes, people respond to fear.
Murray: Not furniture buyers.
Adam: And we need epic stunts. How many sleeper sofas can you jump in a monster truck?
Marvin: Well, if we load it up with rocket fuel, an infinite amount!
Murray: When you're done, we'll do it my way. Knock yourselves out.

Quote from Murray

Adult Adam: [v.o.] My dad had to make his own commercial, and there was only one geek who could save him.
Murray: I never thought I'd say this, but bring me Adam.