Murray Quote #505

Quote from Murray in Girl Talk

Formica Mike: Well, well, well. What do we got here? A whole lot of crappy furniture with no one to buy it.
Murray: So, you're working for this putz now?
Formica Mike: That's right. I just snaked your top salesman. Must be killin' ya.
Murray: No, I'm good.
Formica Mike: No, but he's your brother, and now he's working for me the enemy.
Murray: Yeah, well, things happen.
Formica Mike: Wow. That's, uh, that's not the reaction I was expecting.
Marvin: [chuckles] Look at him. It's eating him up inside.
Formica Mike: I don't know. He doesn't seem so put out by the whole thing.
Marvin: Nah, nah, nah, nah. You don't know him like I do. He is dying to take me back. Okay. I'll come back.
Murray: Bup bup! Nope, you see the sign. Says "no refunds on damaged goods." Hoo-hoo!

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 ‘Girl Talk’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Barry: Call a guy and tell him something gross.
Geoff: Ew. Never. I'll take a zit sticker.
Erica: I knew you'd still be here!
Geoff: Erica, you came home to see me.
Erica: No, I came home to fight you all for invading my privacy.
Geoff: But Barry said you were fine with it.
Barry: That is not what I said, Erica. What I told them was, run, JTP!
All: JTP!

Quote from Murray

Marvin: We have an opportunity here to make the biggest, most expensive furniture commercial ever, okay? I'm talking about explosions, car chases, furniture girls.
Murray: There's no such thing as furniture girls.
Adam: Uncle Marvin's right. We should probably go big.
Marvin: So big!
Adam: And loud!
Marvin: And sexy!
Murray: Go away!
Adam: Ooh! We can set it in space!
Marvin: Spaaaace.
Murray: No space!
Adam: And animals. We need animals. The deadlier the better.
Marvin: Yes, people respond to fear.
Murray: Not furniture buyers.
Adam: And we need epic stunts. How many sleeper sofas can you jump in a monster truck?
Marvin: Well, if we load it up with rocket fuel, an infinite amount!
Murray: When you're done, we'll do it my way. Knock yourselves out.

Quote from Murray

Adult Adam: [v.o.] My dad had to make his own commercial, and there was only one geek who could save him.
Murray: I never thought I'd say this, but bring me Adam.