Adam Quote #462
Quote from Adam in Hogan Is My Grandfather
Pops: [on tape] It was October 8, 1942. I signed up for basic training and was shipped off to Alabama. The heat was brutal, and we lost a lot of good men along the way. It was summer. Our boat was headed for Florida loaded with 1,000 crates of pants. Problem was, no one knew which were the small pants and which were the large pants. It was up to me to make sure everyone got the right size pants. We docked at dawn, and by God, we delivered those pants, which fit perfectly on the bravest soldiers this world has ever known.
Adam: [on tape] Turns out, heroes come in all shapes and sizes. I know Pops didn't storm the beach at Normandy, but he still put his life on the line. And that's why he's my hero.
Doc: That got me. My gramps was a cook on a Navy barge that never left Hudson Bay.
Adam: So I don't fail?
Doc: Son, that was the best damn term paper I've ever seen. And I suggest you keep making more.
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Quote from Coach Mellor
Barry: Dude, look at the laundry basket! Is that one of those impossible-to-fold sheets Mom was tricking us with?
Coach Mellor: You mean fitted? I've danced with a few.
Erica: They're perfect.
Barry: You folded them? How'd you find the corners?
Coach Mellor: You don't find the corners of the sheet. The corners find you.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Hey, morons. Let me get this straight. You two have officially decided to let your mom take care of you for the rest of your lives.
Barry: She seems very open to it.
Murray: Of course she is. How do you not see what she's doing after all this time?
Barry: Dude, do you think she gave us the impossible sheet on purpose?
Murray: Yes. She manipulates you into needing her week after week.
Erica: What are you talking about?
Murray: She made up a medical condition so she could have a sleepover with you in your dorm on your first night of college.
Erica: Well, that certainly is an example.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Well, you've come to the right efficiency apartment. My perpetual single-tude has given me an amazing array of domestic skills. Make yourselves at home in my living room/gym/sitting area/lanai. Brisket? I made that in my gentleman's Crock-Pot.
Geoff: So tender! It falls apart at fork's first touch. Also, how long are we gonna be here?