Erica Quote #1415
Quote from Erica in School-ercise
[cuts back and forth between Barry talking to Joanne and Geoff talking to Erica:]
Barry: If I won, it'd be like the pudding incident all over again.
Geoff: We were freshmen. There was one pudding left in the cafeteria, and we both reached for it at the same time, and, knowing how he'd react, I let him have it.
Barry: I took what was mine. With an air of emotional and physical recklessness that he couldn't deal with.
Joanne: Oh, baby, no one can.
Geoff: He then accuses me of being selfish 'cause I brought my lunch and he forgot his. He didn't talk to me for days.
Erica: Lunch has always been Barry's favorite meal. Right after breakfast, dinner, and something he calls "midnight madness."
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘School-ercise’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: Adam: Wow. You look like Alyssa Milano in Teen Steam. I only know that because Barry rented it. We watched it in dead silence and went our separate ways.
Brea: Ignoring all that. Your mom is teaching during lunch since the other class filled up.
Adam: Neat. Now none of my peers have to miss out on watching her glisten like Kathleen Turner in the erotic thriller Body Heat. Barry rented that, too.
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, everyone was getting physical. Walks were powered, bodies were Jaked, and Richard Simmons made sure oldies were sweated to. No one liked moving their body more than my mom.
Beverly: [gasps] Thank you, Richard Simmons. Your naggy nudginess continues to challenge and inspire.
Mr. Glascott: Is it weird that it's his job to constantly work out, but yet his body looks like mine after Thanksgiving?
Beverly: He is ripped and shredded with enthusiasm.
Mr. Glascott: You're just defending him because you share the same tank-top glitter-er.
Beverly: I wish. All my sparkle comes from these hands.
Mr. Glascott: And that smile. [chuckles] I have an adult friend!
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Adam: Who's ready for the best news in the world?
Mr. Glascott: Did Giuseppe's change their policy and are now accepting parties of one? New Year's Eve, here I come.
Adam: No, and wow.