Barry Quote #545
Beverly: Oh, my God. Call the hospital! This is the worst medical emergency the world has ever seen.
Barry: There's a medical emergency?! Clear a path! Where's the pain, little bro?
Adam: In my arm and my leg.
Barry: Hold tight, pal.
Adam: Do you know what you're doing?
Barry: Don't worry. I'll fix everything.
Adam: You didn't answer the question!
Barry: Lainey, I need 50cc of ice, stat.
Lainey: I don't know how much that is, but I'm on it.
Barry: Come on, fast! I need it fast! Mom, I need a morphine drip. If you can't find that, two aspirin.
Beverly: On it, Schmoo.
Barry: Hurry! Move, move!
Adam: Why is everyone listening to him?! He's not a medical professional!
Barry: Ice! Give me my ice!
Adam: Whew! That's cold.
Barry: It's okay, little buddy. Stay with me.
Adam: Clearly, I can't go anywhere. I'm pretty sure my leg and arm are broken.
Barry: Nothing is broken. Look at me. You're gonna pull through just fine. Open, damn it! Yes! Doctoring!
Beverly: He's gonna pull through! My one baby saved my other baby.
Barry: I really did. I cured him.
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‘Baré’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Erica: I can't believe you, dude! How could you save the dog over us?
Murray: It's a dog! She doesn't know from fire alarms!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Step 1, take my GED, graduate tomorrow. What's next?
Beverly: Four years of pre-med at college.
Barry: I'll do it in six weeks. Done. Next. What else you got?
Beverly: Actual medical school, which takes another four years.
Barry: I'll knock it out in a month. Boom! Cutting out hearts and playing God.
Beverly: But to be a cardiologist, you need to do a residency at a hospital, and that's at least another two years.
Barry: I'll do it in two days. Done! Where are my golf clubs? Dr. Tasty's ready to save lives.
Quote from Barry
Barry: So if I got to choose between being a regular-aged doctor and being with Lainey, I choose her.
Beverly: Stop. What are you saying?
Barry: If it's between saving millions with my doctoring or saving one with my loving, then I choose to let millions die.
Beverly: But I was looking forward to letting my friends ramble on about their boring sons, and when they asked me about you, I'd smugly say, "He's a doctor."
Barry: Not anymore.
Beverly: But I was gonna get personalized license plates that say "Doc's Mom" and steal all your cream samples and bother you on family vacations when I find a weird bump.
Barry: Not anymore.
Beverly: Honey?
Barry: Goodbye, tongue depressors. I guess I ate all those Popsicles for nothing.