Murray Quote #434
Erica: I'm always willing to talk about my feelings, unlike Closed Off Johnson over here.
Murray: You want feelings? I love that damn dog! It never asks for anything, never gives me any lip, and then when I come home, she runs right up to me.
Erica: Forgive me for not charging into your arms as you shed your swampy pants and head to your disgusting chair.
Murray: When you were a little girl, you used to run through the door into my arms every time I came home, and that was the best part of my day. (voice breaking) And now that's gone too, and my heart is broken!
Erica: Oh, okay.
Adam: Yikes.
Murray: But now you're leaving, and it's so painful, I can't stand it!
Adam: Please make him stop.
Murray: I can't. I used to have a dog that would sit by my side and not leave, (softly) and now she's gone, too.
Erica: No, don't cry-whisper.
Murray: (whispering) The only thing that still loves me is gone. I'm so lonely.
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‘Baré’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Erica: I can't believe you, dude! How could you save the dog over us?
Murray: It's a dog! She doesn't know from fire alarms!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Step 1, take my GED, graduate tomorrow. What's next?
Beverly: Four years of pre-med at college.
Barry: I'll do it in six weeks. Done. Next. What else you got?
Beverly: Actual medical school, which takes another four years.
Barry: I'll knock it out in a month. Boom! Cutting out hearts and playing God.
Beverly: But to be a cardiologist, you need to do a residency at a hospital, and that's at least another two years.
Barry: I'll do it in two days. Done! Where are my golf clubs? Dr. Tasty's ready to save lives.
Quote from Barry
Barry: So if I got to choose between being a regular-aged doctor and being with Lainey, I choose her.
Beverly: Stop. What are you saying?
Barry: If it's between saving millions with my doctoring or saving one with my loving, then I choose to let millions die.
Beverly: But I was looking forward to letting my friends ramble on about their boring sons, and when they asked me about you, I'd smugly say, "He's a doctor."
Barry: Not anymore.
Beverly: But I was gonna get personalized license plates that say "Doc's Mom" and steal all your cream samples and bother you on family vacations when I find a weird bump.
Barry: Not anymore.
Beverly: Honey?
Barry: Goodbye, tongue depressors. I guess I ate all those Popsicles for nothing.