Mr. Glascott Quote #101
Mr. Glascott: Harrowing news, everyone. I was minding my business in the east hallway washroom, and I overheard a sinister plot. The seniors are going to, quote, "rag on those goofy teachers until they cry."
Mr. Perott: No way.
Mr. Glascott: Yes, way. Brian Corbett and Brian Walls are gonna tear us apart.
Mr. Woodburn: The Brians? So popular and catty.
Mr. Glascott: Oh, and it wasn't just them. There was a stream of pupils entering and exiting, each one more mocking than the next. Jason B., Xavier M., Rodney R., Jason B. again.
Beverly: All of those people came in and out while you were in the bathroom?
Mr. Glascott: Yes. We are lambs for the slaughter.
Beverly: I'm just concerned about how long you were in the bathroom.
Mr. Perott: You went before we even broke for lunch.
Helen: I thought he left for the day.
Mr. Glascott: We all have our own ways of managing pre-show jitters.
Coach Nick: I hope you at least brought a book.
Mr. Glascott: Focus, people. We're in real trouble here. We can't sing or dance, and look at these form-fitting costumes.
Quote from Murray
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Ah, Fame. Back in the '8 s, this 0ale of artsy kids singing and dancing their way through high school delighted me, but not everyone got it.
Murray: They're all moving too much.
Adam: Aren't you swept up in their passion and devotion to the craft?
Murray: I'll give you a craft... plumbing. That's where they're all gonna be in 10 years, when their knees give out and the songs don't pay the bills.
Adam: How does every conversation end in your pro-plumbing stance?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out, I wasn't the only one obsessed with it.
Beverly: I have everything in common with these artistic children.
Murray: Oh, yeah? That last one just did a backflip off a fire hydrant. That's for official use, moron!
Adam: Us artsy types are an unpredictable bunch.
Murray: I'll give you a prediction... plumber, plumber, plumber, plumber.
Quote from Geoff
Erica: Jean? Hey. Why are you wearing a party dress at 7:00 in the morning?
Geoff: Ooh, are you going to a Daytime Emmy watch party? Outstanding Game Show Host is a nail-biter this year.
Jean: I'm just heading home from an all-nighter. It was awesome. We pre-gamed at the Villanova tailgate, and then we post-gamed at this abandoned cookie factory, but that sucked, so I called my friend Alice. She was at Sammy's with this guy she's hooking up with. Y'all know Tater?
Geoff: I know tater tots, the fry's rambunctious cousin. Don't care for their shape.
Quote from Geoff
Erica: So, Jean Jacobs is really getting after it. Are we getting after it?
Geoff: Of course. We just got the monthly rental record at West Coast Video. We beat out everyone, including that boy with no immune system who can't go outside.
Erica: You're right. We're crushing college.