Murray Quote #386
Quote from Murray in Globetrotters
Beverly: Sorry, no TV until you go through every scrapbook.
Murray: You know, I've given this a lot of thought. And I realize I do mark the moments. As a matter of fact, I kind of have my own scrapbook collection.
Beverly: You? Scrapbooks?
Murray: Take my hand, I want to show you something. This this right here, this is how I mark the moment.
Beverly: These are our tax returns.
Murray: To you. To me, they're reminders of us, of our family. Every receipt has a memory. This right here, this is where Erica got her braces. Ha, and look at this. This is where we bought Adam his first video camera.
Beverly: Wow, these receipts really mean a lot to you, huh?
Murray: They mean everything. And I keep them all here in my heart file.
Beverly: Oh, Murray.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's the thing about marking the moment, everyone does it in their own way.
Beverly: What a crock of [bleep]! I mean, tax returns? In your heart file? Really?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Globetrotters’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Okay, come here. I got to put my lips on your forehead and take your temperature.
Barry: I'm fine. Keep your lips off me.
Beverly: Come here, come here. Mwah! Oh, my God. You must be 102.3. You're with fever!
Barry: I'm not with fever. There's no science to putting lips on a forehead.
Beverly: Why do you think they call it a ther-mom-eter? Mom is in the name. 'Cause we invented it.
Murray: Yeah, none of that's real.
Quote from Adam
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: What's your name, bro?
Adam: Adam F. Goldberg. Got to use the middle initial cause there's another Adam Goldberg in school, and he's very mad about the whole same-name situation.
Quote from Barry
Adam: Honestly, the tape was only meant to be shared with my bros on the basketball team.
Barry: Those bros are my bros, not yours. From this point forward, I forbade you from liking anything I like.
Adam: Yeah, you can't do that.
Barry: Oh, I can. Starting now, stay away from the following Barry Goldberg trademark hobbies and interests: Globetrotters, karate, Bo staff, Air Jordans, competitive kiting, extreme BMXing, hot showers, conga lines, and diving into an icy river with a knife in your mouth. I own that move. I also claim Skittles and soda.
Adam: You can't claim an entire genre of beverage. That's madness!
Barry: And it's mine! I also own roller skating, eating chili, half and full nelsons, Chuck Norris, and boobs.
Adam: No! That's too far. You can't claim boobs. Everyone likes boobs.
Barry: Have fun sticking to your dumb hobbies like robots and glasses.
Adam: Glasses aren't a hobby. They're a corrective accessory to combat my wandering eyeball.
Barry: Exactly! You stay in your lame nerdy world, and I'll stay in my awesome one.