Adam Quote #355
Quote from Adam in Globetrotters
Barry: What am I looking at?
Adam: Oh, I'm just chilling in my Flyers shirt, eating Boo Berry, watching Jean-Claude Van Damme. You know, classic me stuff.
Barry: That is not classic you, it's classic me.
Adam: Too bad you didn't call it. I mean, you gave me a specific list, and none of this stuff was on it.
Barry: Everyone knows I own spooky cereal, Flyers gear, and JC Van D. It goes without saying. Turn off that movie right now.
Adam: Ooh, I would if it were a Chuck Norris flick, but JC Van D wasn't on your list, so now he's on mine.
Barry: You take off my shirt and step away from the Boo Berry, I mean it.
Adam: Should I step away from the cereal like this?
Barry: Don't you dare moonwalk away from that cereal. I own that move that Michael Jackson made up!
Adam: But you didn't call it, and I did!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Globetrotters’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Okay, come here. I got to put my lips on your forehead and take your temperature.
Barry: I'm fine. Keep your lips off me.
Beverly: Come here, come here. Mwah! Oh, my God. You must be 102.3. You're with fever!
Barry: I'm not with fever. There's no science to putting lips on a forehead.
Beverly: Why do you think they call it a ther-mom-eter? Mom is in the name. 'Cause we invented it.
Murray: Yeah, none of that's real.
Quote from Adam
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: What's your name, bro?
Adam: Adam F. Goldberg. Got to use the middle initial cause there's another Adam Goldberg in school, and he's very mad about the whole same-name situation.
Quote from Barry
Adam: Honestly, the tape was only meant to be shared with my bros on the basketball team.
Barry: Those bros are my bros, not yours. From this point forward, I forbade you from liking anything I like.
Adam: Yeah, you can't do that.
Barry: Oh, I can. Starting now, stay away from the following Barry Goldberg trademark hobbies and interests: Globetrotters, karate, Bo staff, Air Jordans, competitive kiting, extreme BMXing, hot showers, conga lines, and diving into an icy river with a knife in your mouth. I own that move. I also claim Skittles and soda.
Adam: You can't claim an entire genre of beverage. That's madness!
Barry: And it's mine! I also own roller skating, eating chili, half and full nelsons, Chuck Norris, and boobs.
Adam: No! That's too far. You can't claim boobs. Everyone likes boobs.
Barry: Have fun sticking to your dumb hobbies like robots and glasses.
Adam: Glasses aren't a hobby. They're a corrective accessory to combat my wandering eyeball.
Barry: Exactly! You stay in your lame nerdy world, and I'll stay in my awesome one.