Mr. Glascott Quote #100
Quote from Mr. Glascott in Hip-Shaking and Booty-Quaking
Mr. Glascott: I love your Fame idea.
Beverly: Really?
Mr. Glascott: Yes. I'm a Fame-a-holic. I've seen it 19 times. The ticket guy at the theater thinks I'm mentally unstable.
Beverly: Well, you know, they have it on VHS, John.
Mr. Glascott: I was an early adopter of the Sony format Betamax. Its retail failure was also my own.
Beverly: Then why'd you double down and say my idea was terrible?
Mr. Glascott: Peer pressure and outie belly buttons are my greatest fears. But you don't know how many school musicals I've sat through, silently longing to be up there under those hot lights myself.
Beverly: Then, baby, they'll remember your name.
Mr. Glascott: That's from the movie! [both laugh]
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Hip-Shaking and Booty-Quaking’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Ah, Fame. Back in the '8 s, this 0ale of artsy kids singing and dancing their way through high school delighted me, but not everyone got it.
Murray: They're all moving too much.
Adam: Aren't you swept up in their passion and devotion to the craft?
Murray: I'll give you a craft... plumbing. That's where they're all gonna be in 10 years, when their knees give out and the songs don't pay the bills.
Adam: How does every conversation end in your pro-plumbing stance?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out, I wasn't the only one obsessed with it.
Beverly: I have everything in common with these artistic children.
Murray: Oh, yeah? That last one just did a backflip off a fire hydrant. That's for official use, moron!
Adam: Us artsy types are an unpredictable bunch.
Murray: I'll give you a prediction... plumber, plumber, plumber, plumber.
Quote from Geoff
Erica: Jean? Hey. Why are you wearing a party dress at 7:00 in the morning?
Geoff: Ooh, are you going to a Daytime Emmy watch party? Outstanding Game Show Host is a nail-biter this year.
Jean: I'm just heading home from an all-nighter. It was awesome. We pre-gamed at the Villanova tailgate, and then we post-gamed at this abandoned cookie factory, but that sucked, so I called my friend Alice. She was at Sammy's with this guy she's hooking up with. Y'all know Tater?
Geoff: I know tater tots, the fry's rambunctious cousin. Don't care for their shape.
Quote from Geoff
Erica: So, Jean Jacobs is really getting after it. Are we getting after it?
Geoff: Of course. We just got the monthly rental record at West Coast Video. We beat out everyone, including that boy with no immune system who can't go outside.
Erica: You're right. We're crushing college.