Geoff Quote #329
Quote from Geoff in Hip-Shaking and Booty-Quaking
Erica: Well, our night was bananas, too. We watched a bartender do crazy bottle tricks, and then he got into a fight with his boss, who's also a bottle juggler, and then he moved to Jamaica.
Jean: Isn't that the plot to the movie Cocktail starring Tom Cruise?
Geoff: Yeah, we rented it and ordered in Chinese. The egg rolls were heavy, so I fell asleep and don't really know how it ends.
Erica: Oh, he gets the girl.
Geoff: Oh, nice.
Jean: Aww. I forgot you guys are all locked down, just engaged and crap.
Geoff: Well, one woman's crap is another man's mountaintop of utter bliss.
Erica: Don't oversell it, Geoff.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Hip-Shaking and Booty-Quaking’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Ah, Fame. Back in the '8 s, this 0ale of artsy kids singing and dancing their way through high school delighted me, but not everyone got it.
Murray: They're all moving too much.
Adam: Aren't you swept up in their passion and devotion to the craft?
Murray: I'll give you a craft... plumbing. That's where they're all gonna be in 10 years, when their knees give out and the songs don't pay the bills.
Adam: How does every conversation end in your pro-plumbing stance?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out, I wasn't the only one obsessed with it.
Beverly: I have everything in common with these artistic children.
Murray: Oh, yeah? That last one just did a backflip off a fire hydrant. That's for official use, moron!
Adam: Us artsy types are an unpredictable bunch.
Murray: I'll give you a prediction... plumber, plumber, plumber, plumber.
Quote from Geoff
Erica: Jean? Hey. Why are you wearing a party dress at 7:00 in the morning?
Geoff: Ooh, are you going to a Daytime Emmy watch party? Outstanding Game Show Host is a nail-biter this year.
Jean: I'm just heading home from an all-nighter. It was awesome. We pre-gamed at the Villanova tailgate, and then we post-gamed at this abandoned cookie factory, but that sucked, so I called my friend Alice. She was at Sammy's with this guy she's hooking up with. Y'all know Tater?
Geoff: I know tater tots, the fry's rambunctious cousin. Don't care for their shape.
Quote from Geoff
Erica: So, Jean Jacobs is really getting after it. Are we getting after it?
Geoff: Of course. We just got the monthly rental record at West Coast Video. We beat out everyone, including that boy with no immune system who can't go outside.
Erica: You're right. We're crushing college.