Murray Quote #1018

Quote from Murray in You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times

Beverly: Did you know he's been sleeping at the store?
Murray: He mentioned it. Something about his life falling apart.
Beverly: Do you even listen to people when they talk?
Murray: Fine, I'll ask. What's your deal, Pajama Jim?
Formica Mike: Fran and I are taking a little time apart.
Murray: And now I know.
Erica: Okay, can you guys take your super strong friendship somewhere else? I'm trying to write my vows here.
Formica Mike: Vows? For what?
Erica: My wedding? Wow, you guys really don't talk.
Murray: And that's why we're the fourth-highest-grossing discount furniture store in the township.
Erica: That doesn't seem great.


 ‘You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times’ Quotes

Quote from Murray

Beverly: You will never guess who I just saw during my power walk/power sit and eat Sbarro at the mall.
Murray: Tip O'Neill?
Beverly: No.
Murray: Mr. Belvedere?
Beverly: TV character.
Murray: Quick Draw McGraw?
Beverly: Cartoon.
Murray: Waldenbooks?
Beverly: That is a store.

Quote from Barry

Adult Adam: [v.o.] And when that didn't work, Joanne had to resort to the final "P"... public humiliation.
Joanne: Whoa! [laughter] Well, this is embarrassing. But also hilarious. Now you can laugh at me and recognize that sometimes things in life are funny.
Barry: I don't see why it's funny to waste all that Hawaiian Punch. Island people worked hard to squeeze tropical sunshine into every drop.

Quote from Adam

Adam: You guys said you'd eat some popcorn if I got the big tub. And now my delicate tummy is upset with all of you.
Brea: We told you not to get it.
Adam: It's only 50 cents more for the rodeo barrel.
Barry: Wait. Adam hasn't praised the movie yet. Why aren't you still clapping and/or demanding to see it again?
Adam: Yeah, it was neat.
Barry: "Neat" is something you say after uncomfortably watching your little brother's performance in The King and I.
Adam: How dare you? One critic said my performance was so inappropriate he couldn't look away.