Erica Quote #178
Quote from Erica in Stefan King
Evelyn Silver: Also, I'm onto you, homewrecker.
Erica: Wha-
Evelyn Silver: I lied about Gam-Gam doing better. She's in a medically induced coma. But I'm staying here to make sure you don't lay your mitts on my man.
Erica: Evy, I have no idea why you-
Evelyn Silver: Oh, sweet Erica. I get what he sees in you. The olive skin, chestnut auburn hair, easy smile.
Erica: Thank you?
Evelyn Silver: You had your chance with my Geoff last year. But you blew it. Blew it.
Erica: Oh, Evy. Sure, you're smart and confident. But it won't be enough.
Evelyn Silver: [laughs nervously] Don't you drag the back of your hand down my cheek in a soft but threatening manner. Only I do that.
Erica: Well, it seems like I'm doing it right now.
Evelyn Silver: Only the woman with the upper hand does that.
Erica: Shh! We both know who that is.
Evelyn Silver: Shh! Don't you shush my lips with your finger! I am the one who shushes!
Erica: Shhhh!
Evelyn Silver: Shhhh!
Erica: Shhhh!
Evelyn Silver: Shhhh! Enough! This is a fight you can't win, missy, 'cause I already won.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Stefan King’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Beverly: I just don't understand how you could do this. Why would you hide something so amazing from your mother?
Adam: You actually liked it?
Beverly: Liked it? This is as good, if not better, than Stefan King himself.
Adam: Stephen King. And you've read his stuff?
Beverly: Not a word. But I'll tell you something. He'd better look out for Adam F. Goldberg. Love the middle initial, very authorly.
Adam: It's only there 'cause there's another Adam Goldberg in school. He's in 11th grade and has a beard.
Quote from Pops
Elaine: Beverly, we usually do classics or award winners. The point of book club is to enrich our minds.
Beverly: Put a sock in it, Elaine. Last week, you picked that suck-ass "Joy Luck Club."
Pops: Bevy, that book was a heart-wrenching masterpiece.
Beverly: Okay, what are you even doing here? This is a book club for ladies.
Pops: That's exactly why I'm here. Albert Solomon, book lover.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Hey.
Beverly: Don't "hey" me, mister. I found your little story.
Adam: Oh. Okay. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead or big-haired and blond is purely coincidental.