Pops Quote #201
Quote from Pops in Stefan King
Beverly: Okay, blah-di-blah. Enough small talk. All your weeks were the same. Nothing important happened in your lives. All right, down to business. Who here loved Adam's story?
Virginia Kremp: Beverly, it was good really good.
Beverly: I knew it. My baby's the next Stefan King.
Virginia Kremp:Just- Just one tiny, little thing. Um, did you happen to notice anything familiar?
Beverly: What? What are you getting at?
Virginia Kremp: Uh Albert, you want to field this?
Pops: Fine. I'll take the hit. Listen, Bevy, it's clear the soul-sucking monster in the story is you.
Beverly: Mmmm I don't see it.
Pops: It's name is Veeberly, has blond hair, and wears colorful sweaters.
Beverly: Mmmm not connecting the dots.
Pops: Just look at the cover. It's clearly your head on a spider-like creature's torso.
Beverly: Mmmmmm...
Pops: Beverly, it's you!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Stefan King’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Beverly: I just don't understand how you could do this. Why would you hide something so amazing from your mother?
Adam: You actually liked it?
Beverly: Liked it? This is as good, if not better, than Stefan King himself.
Adam: Stephen King. And you've read his stuff?
Beverly: Not a word. But I'll tell you something. He'd better look out for Adam F. Goldberg. Love the middle initial, very authorly.
Adam: It's only there 'cause there's another Adam Goldberg in school. He's in 11th grade and has a beard.
Quote from Pops
Elaine: Beverly, we usually do classics or award winners. The point of book club is to enrich our minds.
Beverly: Put a sock in it, Elaine. Last week, you picked that suck-ass "Joy Luck Club."
Pops: Bevy, that book was a heart-wrenching masterpiece.
Beverly: Okay, what are you even doing here? This is a book club for ladies.
Pops: That's exactly why I'm here. Albert Solomon, book lover.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Hey.
Beverly: Don't "hey" me, mister. I found your little story.
Adam: Oh. Okay. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead or big-haired and blond is purely coincidental.