Barry Quote #1351
Quote from Barry in The Rose-Kissy Thing
Erica: But look at you. You're on it with wedding activities, tux shopping, groomsmen softball, camp friends spa day.
Geoff: It's actually not me that's planning all this stuff.
Barry: [enters] It is I! Geoffrey's and the world's best man and pre-wedding fun captain.
Erica: Captain?
Joanne: It's not an official rank, but his body is fit for service.
Erica: We should really keep that door locked from now on.
Barry: Silence! Just know that on Saturday, the man who's settling for you will be doing some high-octane tux shopping, which may include a rented penguin for maximum photo adorableness.
Geoff: No way!
Barry: Way. I have many friends at the zoo. And enemies. You know, frankly, it's touch-and-go.
Erica: As much as it pains me to say anything nice to you, you're surprisingly on top of it.
Joanne: True. For weeks, he's done nothing but wedding stuff and attending to my intense romantic needs.
Barry: Mm-hmm. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to see about a girl. A girl penguin. I know. Penguins can be girls. I didn't believe it either. Ta!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Rose-Kissy Thing’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Beverly: Do you realize how much better athletes are treated at what we were promised was an exclusive, elitist private school?
Barry: We did have it pretty good.
Murray: What are you talking about? You're not an athlete, unless they turned being a moron into a sport.
Barry: How dare you? I'm an Olympic-caliber sportsman who never got a chance to prove it 'cause coaches, teammates, umpires, and equipment managers were too intimidated by my dominance.
Murray: We can stop talking now.
Quote from Barry
Adam: I need you to turn me into an athlete.
Barry: Are you talking to me or God? 'Cause that's a tall order for either of us.
Adam: If I make it onto a sports team, I won't have to participate in Non-Athlete Senior Night.
Barry: Fine! Tell me the sport, I'll make you a legend.
Adam: Doesn't matter. You pick.
Barry: Well, I'd rule out anything that requires a bat, ball, mitt, racket, stick, club, coordination, endurance, desire, grit, strategy, physical contact, or a commanding voice for calling signals.
Adam: What's left?
Barry: Spring track.
Adam: In! What's the minimum I have to do to make the team?
Barry: I only know the maximum.
Adam: I don't need the maximum.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Well, let's get it over with. I've got a 12-cheese calzone in the oven.
Vicki Bee: That seems like too many cheeses.
Beverly: You'd think, but somehow, more becomes indecipherably less. Hey, Brea's mom, if I give you my keys, will you run home and take it out for me?
Vicki Bee: Yeah, I'm not gonna miss my daughter's big moment.
Beverly: Big moment? She taps a balloon across a net. Oh, also congratulations, Brea.
Brea: Thanks. [chuckles] Sort of.