Barry Quote #1336

Quote from Barry in An Itch Like No Other

Barry: Guys!
Geoff: Oh, my God, is he...
Erica: Walking on his own?
Geoff: Come to us! One step at a time.
Erica: You got this, bud.
Barry: I'm scared.
Geoff: We're here for you.
Erica: Keep going!
Geoff: You got this.
Barry: I did it! [all laugh] I did it!
Geoff: You sure did, champ. You sure did.
Erica: We are so proud of you.
Barry: Oh, guys, you know, thank you so much for taking care of me. You're really great at it. All right, now, move out the way. I'm gonna try to make it to the fridge.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Life is filled with obstacles. Including the ones we put in front of ourselves. Like when we try too hard, desperate for everything to be perfect, or when we don't try at all because we're afraid to fail. But no matter what, the first steps to success are easier to take when the people you care about are right by your side.

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 ‘An Itch Like No Other’ Quotes

Quote from Mr. Glascott

Mr. Glascott: Howdy, neighbor.
Beverly: What time is it?
Mr. Glascott: It is 6:31 in the glorious morning. One minute after neighborhoods across the globe officially open for biz.
Beverly: It's barely light outside.
Mr. Glascott: You know, I used to live overlooking a limestone quarry. That giant, watery pit held so many mysteries. And, for some reason, a Safeway shopping cart.
Beverly: The street lights are still on.
Mr. Glascott: I made strudel. Be careful cutting it. My first rent check is baked inside.
Beverly: That's fun, I guess.
Mr. Glascott: Oh, it was an accident. You know what? Let's plate it before the caramel smudges the ink.

Quote from Barry

Erica: Do you really have to lay there like that, with your butt hovering in the air?
Barry: Well, ever since you overinflated my medical pillow, my options for comfort are limited.
Erica: [sighs] I never thought I would miss looking at your face.
Barry: And there's a new issue. The pain is now an itch. [groans] An itch like no other.
Erica: You heard the doctor. Scratching will prolong the healing, and nobody wants that.
Barry: Just give me a slotted spoon? A balloon whisk? A seafood fork? A grapefruit spoon? A melon baller? One of those little things you hold corn with? Anything!
Erica: Ew! You're a little too familiar with the scratching power of our silverware.

Quote from Beverly

Murray: With a grill like this, I can't have my lady cooking just for me. She'll cook for the whole block.
Beverly: It's the life I've always dreamed of! [grunts] We'll host every weekend and invite all our friends, but we'll always exclude one couple, hmm? Everyone will be in a permanent state of social anxiety. Yay!