Adam Quote #1337
Quote from Adam in An Itch Like No Other
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, there was no escaping him. [birds squawking] Even in the middle of the night, his presence was felt.
Beverly: Wow, it's worse in here than in our room.
Adam: It's Mr. Glascott's damn parrot.
Beverly: [sighs] Yeah, John said she was in heat and night vocalizations are normal.
Adam: Normal? I can't sleep because of the sex screams of a 40-year-old bird.
Beverly: I wish there was something I could do.
Adam: Buy me that slingshot I always wanted, and I'll end this right now.
Beverly: Adam!
Adam: Sorry! But the guy's just so up in our business. It's making me think bad thoughts. I'm losing my innocence, Mama.
Beverly: Glascott's just coming on a little strong, but I'm sure he'll settle in.
Adam: I'll settle it right now. Give me a pellet gun and a place to stand. Who am I?!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘An Itch Like No Other’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Mr. Glascott: Howdy, neighbor.
Beverly: What time is it?
Mr. Glascott: It is 6:31 in the glorious morning. One minute after neighborhoods across the globe officially open for biz.
Beverly: It's barely light outside.
Mr. Glascott: You know, I used to live overlooking a limestone quarry. That giant, watery pit held so many mysteries. And, for some reason, a Safeway shopping cart.
Beverly: The street lights are still on.
Mr. Glascott: I made strudel. Be careful cutting it. My first rent check is baked inside.
Beverly: That's fun, I guess.
Mr. Glascott: Oh, it was an accident. You know what? Let's plate it before the caramel smudges the ink.
Quote from Barry
Erica: Do you really have to lay there like that, with your butt hovering in the air?
Barry: Well, ever since you overinflated my medical pillow, my options for comfort are limited.
Erica: [sighs] I never thought I would miss looking at your face.
Barry: And there's a new issue. The pain is now an itch. [groans] An itch like no other.
Erica: You heard the doctor. Scratching will prolong the healing, and nobody wants that.
Barry: Just give me a slotted spoon? A balloon whisk? A seafood fork? A grapefruit spoon? A melon baller? One of those little things you hold corn with? Anything!
Erica: Ew! You're a little too familiar with the scratching power of our silverware.
Quote from Beverly
Murray: With a grill like this, I can't have my lady cooking just for me. She'll cook for the whole block.
Beverly: It's the life I've always dreamed of! [grunts] We'll host every weekend and invite all our friends, but we'll always exclude one couple, hmm? Everyone will be in a permanent state of social anxiety. Yay!