Barry Quote #1310

Quote from Barry in Horse Play

Barry: Found a letter for you, Adam. It was wedged in the pages of my Us Weekly. There's an article about the guy inside Chewbacca.
Murray: Damn it, will you just give him the obviously tragic news?
Barry: Okay, but it's thin.
Adam: I'm on the wait list.
Beverly: It's not a total rejection. Remember when we went to Benihana for Erica's birthday and we got on the wait list? We ultimately got in.
Adam: At 9:45. Dad fell asleep and burnt his forehead on the grill table.
Barry: And they were out of hibachi butter garlic shrimp. All they had was hibachi butter sea salt shrimp. Why even call yourself a place of business?


 ‘Horse Play’ Quotes

Quote from Murray

Brea: Wait, yours says "Beverly Goldberg."
Murray: Ah, that's probably just a typo. Whoo-hoo! We did it, Bevy! They're in college! Now they're society's problem.
Adam: I'm supposed to go to NYU as her?
Murray: Oh, look at Mr. Big Pants here. Too good to go to college as his mom.
Adam: How would that even work?
Murray: We'll Tootsie you. Bevy, get me a sparkling red dress, some curlers, and a bucket of makeup.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: I need answers. Why does NYU think I'm you?
Beverly: Surprise! I applied to NYU and got in. Yay! Dreams do come true.
Adam: Do they? Do they?!
Beverly: I mean, did I want to spend the next four years with my baby as his best friend/study buddy? Of course I did. Did I think it would actually happen? Of course, again.
Murray: And you thought this was a good idea?
Beverly: What I was thinking is that he shouldn't go to his dream school without his dream girl.
Brea: I'm gonna go.
Adam: Run. I would, too, if I didn't have exercise-related asthma.
Beverly: See you around the student union, fellow Bobcat. Roar!

Quote from Geoff

Erica: Not only am I wrongly blamed for putting your father's porcelain horses in unspeakable positions, but worse, you thought I did it.
Geoff: Well, in my defense, I actually kind of liked that you did it.
Erica: What are you saying right now?
Geoff: I'm saying I like bad girls. Like Olivia Newton-John in Grease, when she was pretending to be someone she wasn't. Ooh-la-la.
Erica: Oh, my God. You don't even know what a bad girl is.