Beverly Quote #482
Quote from Beverly in Weird Al
Beverly: No, look. You made him think his relationship was over, and now you're gonna fix it.
Weird Al: It's not happening.
Beverly: Oh, it's happening. You're gonna get on that tour bus, take it into the suburbs, and put on a private concert for Adam and Dana with all their favorite songs.
Weird Al: Such as?
Beverly: "Every Rose Has Its Thorn".
Weird Al: "Every Toe Has Its Corn"?
Beverly: "The Wind Beneath My Wings".
Weird Al: "The Bed Above My Springs".
Beverly: "Material Girl".
Weird Al: "Bacterial Earl"!
Beverly: "Heaven Is A Place On Earth".
Weird Al: "Kevin Is A Dude With Girth".
Beverly: "Careless Whisper".
Weird Al: "Your Hairless Sister".
Beverly: "Fight The Power".
Weird Al: "Smell The Flounder"?
Beverly: Stop it.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Weird Al’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Pops: The good news is Adam will be all yours soon enough.
Beverly: What do you mean?
Pops: Look at how they're playing "Super Immigrant Plumbers." Their thumbs are in it, but their hearts aren't.
Beverly: No way. Adam and Dana are as solid as ever.
Pops: Did you see them Pogo Ball? That's a sport for lovers, and they were just going through the motions.
Quote from Beverly
Dana: Hi, Mrs. Goldberg.
Beverly: Dana.
Dana: I brought you some coffee beans from Seattle.
Beverly: Aww. That is so thoughtful for someone who drinks coffee. I don't. I'm a tea drinker. You've known me for two years, but thanks for the partial gift, Dana. That's very sweet. Adam, Dana brought me a bag of beans!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Fellas, I've recently become a fully licensed and bonded medical psychiatrist, so if any of you want to work through your personal issues, this is your safe space.
Andy: I really miss my grandpa.
Barry: You're short, be taller. Boom. Next!
Geoff: There's this girl I like, but she won't give me the time of day.
Barry: Well, that's 'cause you suck at nunchucks, Bro. The fastest way to a girl's heart is some sweet 'chuckin'. Boom. Next!
Naked Rob: I feel like my father doesn't respect me.
Barry: So be less boring. Boom! Next!