Murray Quote #303
Murray: What the hell's wrong with you two?
Erica: Forget what that dope's doing. All I'm looking for is a smile on your face. Let me see that smile.
Barry: Yeah, smile for Barry.
Erica: No. Shut up. Smile for Erica!
Murray: Fine. If I smile, will you both leave?
Erica: Mm-hmm.
[Murray smiles]
Erica: That's your smile?
Barry: God, what is that?
Erica: Why?
Murray: Yeah, this is what you wanted.
Barry: It's so wrong and disturbing!
Murray: Look at it!
Erica: Stop it!
Murray: Look at the joy on my face!
Barry: Are you my dad?
Murray: Now get over here and hug me!
Erica: This was a terrible mistake! I'm so sorry!
Barry: No, wait! Don't leave me alone with that face! Oh, my god!
Murray: That's right! Run!
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Quote from Pops
Pops: The good news is Adam will be all yours soon enough.
Beverly: What do you mean?
Pops: Look at how they're playing "Super Immigrant Plumbers." Their thumbs are in it, but their hearts aren't.
Beverly: No way. Adam and Dana are as solid as ever.
Pops: Did you see them Pogo Ball? That's a sport for lovers, and they were just going through the motions.
Quote from Beverly
Dana: Hi, Mrs. Goldberg.
Beverly: Dana.
Dana: I brought you some coffee beans from Seattle.
Beverly: Aww. That is so thoughtful for someone who drinks coffee. I don't. I'm a tea drinker. You've known me for two years, but thanks for the partial gift, Dana. That's very sweet. Adam, Dana brought me a bag of beans!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Fellas, I've recently become a fully licensed and bonded medical psychiatrist, so if any of you want to work through your personal issues, this is your safe space.
Andy: I really miss my grandpa.
Barry: You're short, be taller. Boom. Next!
Geoff: There's this girl I like, but she won't give me the time of day.
Barry: Well, that's 'cause you suck at nunchucks, Bro. The fastest way to a girl's heart is some sweet 'chuckin'. Boom. Next!
Naked Rob: I feel like my father doesn't respect me.
Barry: So be less boring. Boom! Next!