Murray Quote #121

Quote from Murray in Lame Gretzy

Adam: Okay, here's the backstory. You're a space miner about to explore an alien vessel all by yourself.
Murray: By myself? An alien vessel? No, no, no, no. Let's just send in a dog or something.
Adam: A dog?
Murray: We'll give it a flashlight. Strap a camera on its back.
Adam: You're on a solo mission. There is no dog.
Murray: Only a moron would go on a ship by himself.
Adam: Well, you're going in there, so I guess you're a moron.
Pops: How are things going in here?
Adam: He's refusing to go on the alien ship.
Pops: Murray, just go in the damn ship.
Murray: Fine! I will go in the damn ship.
Adam: Good, 'cause now an alien attacks your face and implants an egg inside your belly.
Murray: Well, that's exactly the reason I didn't want to go in.

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Quote from Beverly

Erica: You know, I thought a lot about what you said, and I decided that Penn is a great choice for me.
Beverly: Oh, it's happening. We're going to Penn!
Erica: I know! I'm so excited that I decided to get a head start on my essay for their application. Here it is.
Beverly: "I believe that the University of Pennsylvania "is the right school for me because of its torkulent history and diligord reputation." Oh, boy.

Quote from Murray

Adam: Do you want to act in it?
Murray: Do I?
Adam: Awesome! Lie down on the bed, and whatever happens, don't move.
Murray: Lie down and don't move? What do you know, I've been an actor my whole life.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Murray, I don't understand why you insist he plays. Adam, be careful on that ice. It's very slippery.
Murray: Why don't you just skate around with him all game and make sure he stays safe?
Beverly: I know you're joking, but I would do that if the situation presented itself.