Beverly Quote #1405
Quote from Beverly in The Proposal
Linda Schwartz: Beverly, how are you this strong?!
Beverly: A mama can stop a train with her teeth if her babies are threatened.
Linda Schwartz: [grunts] But I just said it's too soon. They barely know one another.
Beverly: They're soul mates, you cracked leather bag!
Linda Schwartz: And let's be honest... the boy is a tad emotionally underdeveloped.
Beverly: Well, that's weird of you to say, but okay.
Linda Schwartz: Look, none of this matters anyway, because the proposal isn't happening.
Beverly: Isn't happening? What kind of an overbearing, self-centered mother are you to cancel my baby's wedding, where I'm going to perform Jeffrey Osborne's "On the Wings of Love"?!
Linda Schwartz: The kind who intervenes because their child is making a big mistake.
Beverly: Well, you'd better hope this happens, or I will put you in a permanent headlock in which you will have to eat, bathe, and sleep.
Linda Schwartz: Well, that's not gonna be practical for either one of us. [Beverly grunts] Oh... I'll do what I can!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Proposal’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Geoff, Erica never said she didn't want you to propose. It was all just a huge misunderstanding.
Geoff: So, you're saying...
Beverly: My Geoffrey. [gets down on one knee] Sweet fruit of one of my dearest friend's loins...
Linda Schwartz: Aww.
Beverly: ...will you please take this ring and propose to my baby girl and make me the happiest mama in the world?
Geoff: Yes. Yes! Oh, my God, yes! [cheers and applause]
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Beautiful.
Erica: Sure, the ocean. It has a lot of fans.
Geoff: I'm not talking about where I am. I'm talking about who I'm with.
Erica: I'm sorry. I thought this weekend was gonna be just us. You know, special.
Geoff: Well, I think it still can be.
[Geoff gets down on one knee and holds up the engagement ring]
Erica: Oh, my God, really?
Geoff: Yeah, really.
Erica: I-I don't even know what to do or say. I... Should I kneel, too?
Geoff: You're perfect. I got this.
Erica: Yeah, you do.
Geoff: When I first had a crush on you, I was just an anxious ball of nerves who could barely say a word. But now, I know exactly what I want.
Erica: Is it me? Please say that it's me.
Geoff: Erica Goldberg... will you marry me?
Erica: Oh, hell, yes!
[After Geoff and Erica kiss, they realize they're surrounded by their families and friends]
Beverly: In our defense, we're so happy for you! [all cheer]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It had been a crazy year for Erica and Geoff, but in the end, it was all worth it, and it seemed only fitting that they got to share the occasion with pretty much everyone they knew.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Who doesn't melt cheese on the cheeseburger?! He had it just sitting there on the tray with the fixin's! Like it was gherkins, Bevy! Gherkins!
Beverly: For God's sake, Murray, you yelled at him in front of his guests and then stormed out of the barbecue.
Murray: I did it for all of us!
Beverly: Well, you need to go over there and make it better.
Murray: You know what would make it better, Bevy? When your patty is sizzling on the grill, you put a little cheese on it. You know, they come in slices now.
Beverly: Go! And don't say anything about the engagement. It's a secret. Put your child's happiness above your own.