Barry Quote #1292

Quote from Barry in The Proposal

Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was May 19th, 1980-something, and Geoff had gathered his best friends for an important announcement.
Geoff: Okay, now that Erica and I are back together forever, I've decided I'm gonna ask for her hand.
Barry: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Geoffrey "Middle Name" Schwartz, are you saying what I think you're saying?
Geoff: It's often hard to know what you're thinking, so I hope so?
Matt: Bar, he's saying he's gonna propose to your sister.
Barry: I was mostly right! Yes! Oh! My God! [hugs Geoff] Erica's gonna get to do this all the time?
Geoff: I'm excited, too, Bar. Can I have my arms back for a sec so I can show you guys the ring?
Barry: Oh, my God. Before you do, just know I accept.
Andy: Accept what, exactly?
Barry: Best man. I mean, I didn't want to make it awkward for Geoff to single me out in front of all of you clearly lesser men.
Geoff: Actually, I was hoping you guys could all be my best men.
Barry: Fine, but I think it'll be clear to everyone who's the best co-best man.


 ‘The Proposal’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Geoff, Erica never said she didn't want you to propose. It was all just a huge misunderstanding.
Geoff: So, you're saying...
Beverly: My Geoffrey. [gets down on one knee] Sweet fruit of one of my dearest friend's loins...
Linda Schwartz: Aww.
Beverly: ...will you please take this ring and propose to my baby girl and make me the happiest mama in the world?
Geoff: Yes. Yes! Oh, my God, yes! [cheers and applause]

Quote from Geoff

Geoff: Beautiful.
Erica: Sure, the ocean. It has a lot of fans.
Geoff: I'm not talking about where I am. I'm talking about who I'm with.
Erica: I'm sorry. I thought this weekend was gonna be just us. You know, special.
Geoff: Well, I think it still can be.
[Geoff gets down on one knee and holds up the engagement ring]
Erica: Oh, my God, really?
Geoff: Yeah, really.
Erica: I-I don't even know what to do or say. I... Should I kneel, too?
Geoff: You're perfect. I got this.
Erica: Yeah, you do.
Geoff: When I first had a crush on you, I was just an anxious ball of nerves who could barely say a word. But now, I know exactly what I want.
Erica: Is it me? Please say that it's me.
Geoff: Erica Goldberg... will you marry me?
Erica: Oh, hell, yes!
[After Geoff and Erica kiss, they realize they're surrounded by their families and friends]
Beverly: In our defense, we're so happy for you! [all cheer]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It had been a crazy year for Erica and Geoff, but in the end, it was all worth it, and it seemed only fitting that they got to share the occasion with pretty much everyone they knew.

 Barry Goldberg Quotes

Quote from The Opportunity of a Lifetime

Beverly: I just I wanted to tell Barry, uh, [quietly] don't pitch.
Barry: Did you just call me a "dumb bitch"?
Beverly: No, I said "don't pitch."
Barry: What? That's even worse!

Quote from Cowboy Country

Barry: If I hear you say no again, I'm hulking out. We're talking screaming and swearing. I'm gonna smash this decorative box.
Murray: Do not hulk out. Do not smash that decorative box.
Barry: Say goodbye to the decorative box.
Murray: Your mom keeps her knick-knacks in there.
Barry: I'll destroy her knick-knacks too! Hulk doesn't respect knick-knacks..