Adam Quote #1290
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, the romcom was king. From Splash to Romancing the Stone, I loved 'em all. But my girlfriend Brea? Not so much.
Adam: Pretty in Pink?
Brea: Yeah, everybody loves movies where the rich guy gets the girl.
Adam: Some Kind of Wonderful?
Brea: Some kind of bummer.
Adam: Broadcast News?
Brea: "News"? Do you hear yourself?
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Geoff, Erica never said she didn't want you to propose. It was all just a huge misunderstanding.
Geoff: So, you're saying...
Beverly: My Geoffrey. [gets down on one knee] Sweet fruit of one of my dearest friend's loins...
Linda Schwartz: Aww.
Beverly: ...will you please take this ring and propose to my baby girl and make me the happiest mama in the world?
Geoff: Yes. Yes! Oh, my God, yes! [cheers and applause]
Quote from Geoff
Erica: Sure, the ocean. It has a lot of fans.
Geoff: I'm not talking about where I am. I'm talking about who I'm with.
Erica: I'm sorry. I thought this weekend was gonna be just us. You know, special.
Geoff: Well, I think it still can be.
[Geoff gets down on one knee and holds up the engagement ring]
Erica: Oh, my God, really?
Geoff: Yeah, really.
Erica: I-I don't even know what to do or say. I... Should I kneel, too?
Geoff: You're perfect. I got this.
Erica: Yeah, you do.
Geoff: When I first had a crush on you, I was just an anxious ball of nerves who could barely say a word. But now, I know exactly what I want.
Erica: Is it me? Please say that it's me.
Geoff: Erica Goldberg... will you marry me?
Erica: Oh, hell, yes!
[After Geoff and Erica kiss, they realize they're surrounded by their families and friends]
Beverly: In our defense, we're so happy for you! [all cheer]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It had been a crazy year for Erica and Geoff, but in the end, it was all worth it, and it seemed only fitting that they got to share the occasion with pretty much everyone they knew.
Quote from Mama Drama
Beverly: I'm gonna ask you a question which you need to answer with complete honesty. Is there a world in which you are not the deserving child for this role?
Adam: There's no such world.
Beverly: Honey, I can get involved. I want to get involved. But I need to know that's what you want.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Usually when my mother wanted to mix in, I'd push her away as far away as possible. This was not one of those times.
Adam: Do it, mama. Make me Jesus.
Quote from I Heart Video Dating
Adam: I see it now. We open on a time portal as Mr. Lewis' cold, naked body spills to the Earth. He rises from the smoke like a Love Terminator.
Erica: Yeah, no nudity or time travel. Just make Mr. Lewis look cool. You know, macho.
Adam: We're making a picture! An Adam F. Goldberg joint.
Erica: What's with the "F"?
Adam: There's another Adam Goldberg at school. He's super-sensitive. I don't want to cause any marketplace confusion.
Erica: Don't worry about it. No one cares about either of you.