Barry Quote #1282
Quote from Barry in Alligator Schwartz
Barry: Dear sister. Back from the City of Angels. Did you get me a tiny Oscar that says "Best Brother"?
Erica: I don't have the energy for Barry time. Just tell me where Geoff is.
Barry: [sighs] I have no idea. Too busy grabbing life by the horns to check in with Big Tasty.
Erica: Really? Geoff's doing well?
Barry: He's crushing life. He's looking jacked, feeling jacked. Hell, he's even seeing a new jacked lady.
Erica: A lady? What lady? Like, a real lady with eyes and feet?
Barry: All the parts. In fact, she's from Australia. Her name's Paula Hogan. Plays a fierce didgeridoo. [laughs] So unexpected and haunting. Anyway, may I take a message?
Erica: I guess just say hey and congrats on landing a super muscular Australian lady named Paula. Or no message.
Barry: Bye. [closes door]
Geoff: What the hell, Barry? Why would you say that?
Barry: The best lies are specific and upsetting.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Alligator Schwartz’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Australia was everywhere. We went mad for Men at Work and all-in on Olivia Newton-John. But for my brother Barry, the only Aussie that mattered was Crocodile Dundee.
Barry: He's stepping on those New Yorkers with boots covered in kangaroo dung, and they love him for it!
Geoff: And who deserves to live happily ever after more than a leathery Australian man who threatens city folk with a giant knife?
Barry: Stop being mopey. It's annoying.
Geoff: I'm sorry if my lack of joy inconveniences you. I'm still reeling from my break-up with your sister.
Barry: When a bloke loses his Sheila, it's worse than when a dingo steals your baby.
Geoff: Your words are nonsense, but your tone is comforting, so thank you, I guess?
Quote from Barry
Barry: Probably the case of Vegemite I ordered. I bought a ton because there's no way it's not delicious.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Tell her there's nobody from Australia or anyone else in the world that I'd rather be with! Tell her I love her!
Beverly: [gasps] He says he...
Erica: I heard him! Get out of my way! [goes to the window] You love me?
Geoff: More than anything. I did what you wanted. I sampled life to find out what makes me happy, and I discovered there's only one thing... you.
Erica: Stay there.
Geoff: I'm not going anywhere.
Beverly: Mama did it again.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's the thing about finding the people you're supposed to be with. There might be highs and lows, ups and downs, but if you hang in there, it turns out to be more than worth it.