Barry Quote #1283
Quote from Barry in Alligator Schwartz
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While my dad helped me get Dave Kim to prom, Geoff was stuck on how to get Erica back.
Geoff: JTP.
All: JTP!
Geoff: It's come to my attention that before I see Erica again, I need to get out of my funk and become the best version of myself.
Matt: Good for you!
Naked Rob: Amen to that.
Andy: I am way behind this idea, too, but can we pause to find out what Barry is wearing?
Barry: What? These are the threads of the manliest man on the planet.
Geoff: He's obsessed with Crocodile Dundee, and it's bleeding into everything he does.
Barry: You should stop questioning it and embrace your inner Dundee, too.
Geoff: That's not a thing.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Alligator Schwartz’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Australia was everywhere. We went mad for Men at Work and all-in on Olivia Newton-John. But for my brother Barry, the only Aussie that mattered was Crocodile Dundee.
Barry: He's stepping on those New Yorkers with boots covered in kangaroo dung, and they love him for it!
Geoff: And who deserves to live happily ever after more than a leathery Australian man who threatens city folk with a giant knife?
Barry: Stop being mopey. It's annoying.
Geoff: I'm sorry if my lack of joy inconveniences you. I'm still reeling from my break-up with your sister.
Barry: When a bloke loses his Sheila, it's worse than when a dingo steals your baby.
Geoff: Your words are nonsense, but your tone is comforting, so thank you, I guess?
Quote from Barry
Barry: Probably the case of Vegemite I ordered. I bought a ton because there's no way it's not delicious.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Tell her there's nobody from Australia or anyone else in the world that I'd rather be with! Tell her I love her!
Beverly: [gasps] He says he...
Erica: I heard him! Get out of my way! [goes to the window] You love me?
Geoff: More than anything. I did what you wanted. I sampled life to find out what makes me happy, and I discovered there's only one thing... you.
Erica: Stay there.
Geoff: I'm not going anywhere.
Beverly: Mama did it again.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's the thing about finding the people you're supposed to be with. There might be highs and lows, ups and downs, but if you hang in there, it turns out to be more than worth it.