Barry Quote #1267
Quote from Barry in Daddy Daughter Day 2
Adam: Bar, I'm in trouble. Wait. What are you doing?
Barry: We're out of TP, so I'm improvising. Cheggit.
Adam: Hey, you did something good with a saw.
Barry: Now, tell your wise brother your woes.
Adam: Well, my friends used me to pull a prank.
Barry: A tale as old as time, but your situation is even worse than you think.
Adam: Worse?
Barry: If you're not actively involved in a senior prank, no one will remember you. Like Seth Snider?
Adam: The son of the pretzel baron?
Barry: Not even a little. He graduated my year without a prank to his name. I only remember him 'cause he had that weird thing on his nose.
Adam: That thing was weird. What was that?
Barry: No one will ever know. Well, probably him and the dermatologist and the insurance company and his friends and family and anyone who isn't afraid to ask. Long list. Anyway. Let's get prankin'.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Daddy Daughter Day 2’ Quotes
Quote from Dave Kim
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, it felt like I grew up at school. From crashing assemblies to crushing school dances, I found lots of ways to leave my mark. But that didn't matter now that I was an upperclassman, 'cause nothing cemented your legacy quite like your senior prank.
JC Spink: Fellow seniors, throw out your prank suggestions. No bad ideas.
Dave Kim: We all come to school wearing turtlenecks.
JC Spink: There are bad ideas.
Quote from Dave Kim
JC Spink: I mean, we gotta hit that statue now. Ball basically just told us to.
Brea: What if we just dressed him up in an embarrassing outfit?
Dave Kim: Adam, you have tons of shameful costumes, right?
Adam: Normally, I'd jump at the chance to show off my collection of screen-worn memorabilia, but Principal Ball made it pretty clear... that statue's a big no-no.
Dave Kim: Dude, this is our senior prank. It's our last chance. Once we're adults, pranks are called crimes.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Okay, Murray, I need a box of tissues, fashion magazines, and a block of chocolate big enough to dance on. My baby needs her mama!
Murray: [TV shuts off] I got a better idea. I'll handle it.
Beverly: Up-bup. Handle what?
Murray: Oh, the blubbering one.
Beverly: No offense, Murray, but when Barry had a broken heart, you told him to zip it or take it outside.
Murray: That's because She's the Sheriff was on. This is different.