Adam Quote #1260
Quote from Adam in The Dating Game
Beverly: Dream, yes. [chuckles] That's what this is. Oh, so much character.
Adam: A character from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Murray: Ah, so it needs a little cleaning up. We'll paint, we'll patch, badda boom badda bing, it'll be a home! We'll all do it together.
Beverly: Together, yes. That is something I've definitely said before.
Murray: Because I'm the best.
Beverly: You really are, Murray. I love it. [Murray walks away] I [bleep] hate it.
Adam: You hate it? I'm wearing a shirt that says "Surf City." Where is this place? It's so generic. Why don't you just tell him?
Beverly: Because I'm dumping this dump without him knowing it.
Adam: Sounds good, but let's not insult the haunted house while we're in it.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Dating Game’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Murray: I bought a beach house!
Beverly: What did he say?
Murray: Beach house!
Adam: I think he said "bean chow." He wants to eat more beans.
Beverly: That makes the most sense.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: There's just so much to take in. [chuckles] You know? Like... What the hell are you wearing?
Adam: Dad made me! He keeps yelling I'm a beach kid now.
Murray: Damn right you are. And you're gonna make a sand angel, and you're gonna have sandball fights, and you're gonna carve a beautiful sandman!
Adam: Sandman? The guy that makes you sleep?
Murray: I don't know beach talk, but I do know this... you better not spoil your mom's dream.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, there was no show quite like The Dating Game, where bachelors and bachelorettes competed with innuendo-filled questions for a chance at romance.
Woman: [on TV] If I were a car, describe the hand-wash I could expect from you.
Adam: The words they're saying are innocent, but the meanings are not. [chuckles]
Beverly: Just so you know, Squishy, if we were ever on this show, I'd pick you every time.
Adam: In what world would we be on a dating show together?
Beverly: Never forget I will always be the first girl you ever kissed.
Adam: I never considered that until now.