Murray Quote #946
Quote from Murray in Couple Off
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Was I an out-of-touch, spoiled-rotten kid? Only one way to find out... by testing the limits of my cheapest family member.
Adam: Dad, can I have a brand-new car?
Murray: Sure. Whatever.
Adam: Wait. Are there really no limits to what you'll give me?
Murray: Sure. Whatever.
Adam: Whatever I want? Like a Pontiac Firebird Trans Am that talks like KITT in Knight Rider?
Murray: Sure.
Adam: What about a Miami Vice speedboat?
Murray: Whatever.
Adam: What about a to-scale exact replica of Optimus Prime's blue and red semi-truck?
Murray: What? Get away from me! I'm trying to watch The Weather Channel, and I missed the dew point!
Adam: Oh, I'm not wildly spoiled. You're just a horrible, disengaged parent. Thanks for everything you are, Dad.
Murray: Sure, whatever.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Couple Off’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Pops: There he is. Everything work out with Brea, kiddo?
Adam: Yep. Brea's wrong. We're not well-off.
Beverly: Of course we're not.
Adam: Sure, we're fortunate-ish, but remember when we didn't have premium cable for a little while?
Beverly: No HBO. Yes. Tell Brea that.
Pops: How about instead of trying to convince Brea that you're not spoiled, why don't you show her by getting a [bleep] job?
Adam: Suggestive language.
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, one of the best music videos on MTV was "Take On Me". It combined cutting-edge technology and animation that blew my mind. So, obviously, I decided I had to make my own.
Beverly: [on paper] Hi, Adam. Look at me. I'm lines.
Adam: I said no talking.
Beverly: Join me in this comic book world. [dances] Look. The Cabbage Patch. The Running Man. The Roger Rabbit.
Adam: Stop. I have to trace all this.
Beverly: I'm a person! I'm a cartoon. I'm a person. I'm a cartoon. I make life better.
Adam: Oh, no! It's the bad guys who are dressed like French Grand Prix racecar drivers for some reason!
Pops: A-Am I doing this right? I still don't understand why we have to be animated.
Adam: No, I do the animation after. It's called rotoscoping.
Pops: Does it hurt?
Adam: Um, that's a wrap on Pops.
Pops: Oh, boy.
Beverly: [on paper] Poopie! Poopie, I'm still stuck in here. But I'll get out. [crashing sounds] Yay! I made it to your world, and now we can be together forever! [sings to the tune of Take On Me] ♪ Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom ♪ ♪ Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom ♪ ♪ Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom ♪
Quote from Adam
Brea: Wow.
Adam: I know, right? I'm sorry I didn't use you for the video, but my mom financed it and demanded the lead and an associate producer credit.
Brea: How long did it take?
Adam: Weeks. But that's mostly because I broke the first rotoscoping equipment when I opened the box too excitedly.
Brea: Do you ever notice how different our lives are?
Adam: Oh, no. You're finally realizing you're a total smoke show and this is as tall as I'll ever be.
Brea: I enjoy your compact frame. I'm just saying you live a charmed life.
Adam: That's ridiculous. My life is extremely challenging.
Beverly: Lunch is served. A feast for my boy king.
Adam: Not great timing, Mom.