Beverly Quote #1351
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was March 31st, 1980-something, and my mom was playing her favorite sport... haggling with salespeople.
Beverly: So listen up, Deb. You're gonna take this coupon, apply it to the existing discount, then hand me the sweater plus $15.
Deb: I'm getting the manager.
Beverly: Great. Go get Gerald. [chuckles] It'll give me time to get mad.
Erica: Can we go? I still have to exist in this society even when you're not around.
Beverly: Erica, I will not pay a dollar more than the $4 that I've already paid for that giant bag of new clothes.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Barry: Dad, hurry, it's almost kickoff! [sighs] Maybe I should have tried out.
Bill Lewis: Probably for the best. I've had a headache for 36 years.
Vic: Oh, [scoffs] that's nothin'. I can turn this foot all the way around like an owl's head.
Bill Lewis: I got hit so hard on a crossing route, I was legally dead for 3 minutes.
Vic: Try 5. I saw my granny on a cloud. She told me to rub some dirt on it and then go block somebody.
Bill Lewis: I took a helmet to the stomach so hard, I no longer have a belly button.
Vic: I don't have any toes.
Bill Lewis: This isn't baldness. I got the hair tackled right off of my head. [Vic gasps]
Barry: Why do they let anyone play this game?
Bill Lewis: 'Cause it's the best.
Vic: So many good memories. I love it.
Quote from Pops
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Barry was preparing for his big NFL tryout, and every moment was an opportunity to train.
Pops: Hey, Bar, toss me a plum.
Murray: No, no, no, no, no. Snap it to him.
Barry: You know it, Coach Dad. Plum comin' in! Boom!
Pops: [catches fruit] That's a papaya.
Barry: Professional hike!
Barry: Yi! [glass breaks]
Barry: Yi! [clatter]
Pops: Tangelo! You know what might be a nice lesson, Coach Dad? The difference between a banana and a plum.