Geoff Quote #256
Quote from Geoff in Geoff's New Hat
Erica: Anyway, try on the hat.
Geoff: That is a cap hewn for a more confident man. I could never put that... [Erica puts the hat on Geoff] [gasps] Whoa.
Whoa! Are we in London right now?
Erica: You know what? You look pretty damn good.
Geoff: Really? I'm not so sure it's me.
Erica: It could be. This is the '80s, Geoff. People are gonna look back on our fashion and say, "They got it right."
Geoff: Well, in that case... [Cockney accent] Allo, luv! Did you catch the footie match on the telly?
Erica: I'm into what's on your head, but not what's coming out of your face. Let's roll.
Geoff: Off we pop.
Erica: Stop it.
Geoff: Right-o.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Geoff's New Hat’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Barry prepared to give his friends a surprise, my dad was trying to figure out what happened to his.
Murray: Why is there a sign outside that says "hot tub for sale"?
Adam: Because, once again, you massively disappointed your wife.
Murray: Whoa! Easy.
Adam: You easy! She roped me into a mother-son soak before I had the good sense to put that sign out front.
Murray: It's not my fault.
Adam: Of course it is! My foot accidentally touched hers under the water while she talked about the lack of intimacy in her marriage. I took a lot of steps backward today 'cause of you, man.
Murray: Fine. I'll take care of it.
Adam: Damn right you will. Tonight we're pushing cuticles and scrubbing heels. All of her foot business is falling on me.
Murray: Good! You'll be motivated to help. Come on.
Quote from Barry
Geoff: Barry, if I didn't know any better, I'd say there's something deeper going on.
Barry: Nonsense.
Naked Rob: Yeah, it seems like you're a little afraid of change.
Barry: I'm only afraid of two things, okay... a room full of grandfather clocks and a baby holding my stare.
Andy: No one is saying you have to change, too.
Barry: Or everyone's saying it. You know what? I'll show you all how bad change can be.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Barry wasn't excited about seeing Geoff's new look, my dad wasn't excited about seeing Bill and Dolores' new love.
Murray: You two know we're here also, right?
Bill Lewis: Sorry, Mur. It's been years since I've enjoyed the female touch. Other than my lady podiatrist. But you can't go to the foot doctor every week. Believe me, I've tried.
Beverly: Well, no need to apologize, Bill. I think it's sweet how in love the two of you are.
Bill Lewis: Thanks, Bev. Now if I'm hit with a crushing wave of loneliness, I know it's for a deeper, more unfixable reason.