Beverly Quote #1300
Quote from Beverly in Geoff's New Hat
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, a new game swept the nation... Pictionary! And no one was more eager to doodle their way to bonding than my mom.
Beverly: Who wants to frantically draw their way to family fun?
Erica: Pbht! Count me and Geoff way out.
Geoff: She's not supposed to answer for me, but sometimes not having a voice can be a blessing. Push me out, babe.
Beverly: Well, that still leaves me with two generous helpings of schmoopie pie.
Barry: The old me would lie, but I'm mature now, so I'll answer honestly and say I have nothing to do. And the answer is still no.
Adam: I think lying is a nice way to spare people's feelings. Welp, tonight's the night I wash my hair. Toodles.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Despite the rejection, my mom was determined to make Pictionary a part of her life.
Adam: What are you doing? [Beverly draws] Circle. Wheels. Car? Oh, my God, did you buy me a car?!
Beverly: Ugh, so close. I need you to get in the car. We're getting you new underwear.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] She didn't need to talk to anyone, which wasn't as good as you'd think it would be.
Pops: Do we have any cream cheese, Bevy? [Beverly draws] What is this? What... What are you doing? You're... You're doodling now? Forget it. I'll find it myself.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Geoff's New Hat’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Barry prepared to give his friends a surprise, my dad was trying to figure out what happened to his.
Murray: Why is there a sign outside that says "hot tub for sale"?
Adam: Because, once again, you massively disappointed your wife.
Murray: Whoa! Easy.
Adam: You easy! She roped me into a mother-son soak before I had the good sense to put that sign out front.
Murray: It's not my fault.
Adam: Of course it is! My foot accidentally touched hers under the water while she talked about the lack of intimacy in her marriage. I took a lot of steps backward today 'cause of you, man.
Murray: Fine. I'll take care of it.
Adam: Damn right you will. Tonight we're pushing cuticles and scrubbing heels. All of her foot business is falling on me.
Murray: Good! You'll be motivated to help. Come on.
Quote from Barry
Geoff: Barry, if I didn't know any better, I'd say there's something deeper going on.
Barry: Nonsense.
Naked Rob: Yeah, it seems like you're a little afraid of change.
Barry: I'm only afraid of two things, okay... a room full of grandfather clocks and a baby holding my stare.
Andy: No one is saying you have to change, too.
Barry: Or everyone's saying it. You know what? I'll show you all how bad change can be.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Barry wasn't excited about seeing Geoff's new look, my dad wasn't excited about seeing Bill and Dolores' new love.
Murray: You two know we're here also, right?
Bill Lewis: Sorry, Mur. It's been years since I've enjoyed the female touch. Other than my lady podiatrist. But you can't go to the foot doctor every week. Believe me, I've tried.
Beverly: Well, no need to apologize, Bill. I think it's sweet how in love the two of you are.
Bill Lewis: Thanks, Bev. Now if I'm hit with a crushing wave of loneliness, I know it's for a deeper, more unfixable reason.