Geoff: Hey, guys.
Barry: What the hell is this?
Geoff: I thought it'd be fun to dress like Crockett from Miami Vice.
Barry: I'm Crockett from Miami Vice.
Geoff: Okay. I'll be Tubbs, then.
Ren: Ooh, I like Tubbs.
Barry: You do? Switch it. I'm Tubbs.
Geoff: Fine, Crockett it is.
Erica: Yeah, Crockett is the man.
Barry: No, I'm the man! I have to be Crockett.
Geoff: Back to Tubbs.
Barry: Not fair. I have to be Tubbs.
Geoff: Can you just tell me who you want to be?
Barry: I will be Crockett and Tubbs, also known as Crubbs.

Beverly: And that right there is why I've gone ahead and packed for you. These bags and the other 12 in the car should keep you covered.
Adam: This one's empty.
Beverly: That is for all the hotel freebies that it is our divine right to take.
Adam: Like shampoo?
Beverly: Obviously. But I'm talking so much more. Robes, towels, the pens, stationery, batteries from the remote, the remote, pillows, hair dryer, iron, clock radio, and curtains, both window and shower.
Erica: Why not take the TV, too?
Beverly: Because that's stealing, Erica.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Airplane! was the pinnacle sky-high spoof. It was packed with so many laughs, gags, and puns, you couldn't keep up. And guess who knew it line-by-line.
Adam: Surely, you can't be serious.
Leslie Nielsen: [on TV] I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Adam: It's an adverb, but he thinks it's a ladies' name! It can't get any better!
Brea: Look how happy this movie makes you. It's so cute.
Adam: You're the cute one. If you were a board game, you'd be Cutes N' Ladders.
Brea: If you were a cereal, you'd be Cutie Pebbles.
Adam: If you were a mathematician, you'd be Sir Isaac Cute-on.