Lainey Quote #78
Quote from Lainey in The Fake-Up
Erica: Los Angeles must be so amazing.
Lainey: It's all right. I did almost meet Burt Reynolds once. It turned out to be just a guy with a cowboy hat and a mustache, but still pretty cool.
Erica: Almost the Bandit. That's not nothing.
Lainey: Yeah, but it's tougher than I thought.
Erica: Come on. You're the most famous commercial fruit actor I know.
Lainey: But I only made $875 last year.
Erica: You are in some trouble, lady.
Lainey: But I'm not giving up. I mean, what else would I even do? Come back to Jenkintown? [both laugh] Can you imagine me stuck in this town as an adult, doing a job?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Fake-Up’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Beverly: Are you kidding me? Who does he think he is, shaving and going to things? He's still a little boy.
Pops: You may not want to accept it, but Adam's basically a man. You know... Except for the body, voice, and toys.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] As Barry sought dating advice, I found myself on a date with Brea... And my mom.
Beverly: Here I am.
Brea: Here, I saved you a seat next to me.
Beverly: Nonsense. Scooch. I've got the popcorn, so I'll sit in the middle.
Adam: I can't sit next to my girlfriend?
Beverly: You're sitting next to your original girlfriend.
Quote from Erica
Erica: Why are all my friends into you? You're built like Winnie the Pooh.
Barry: The lovable pants-less bear? He's a personal hero.