Beverly Quote #1072
Quote from Beverly in WrestleMania
Jane: Most importantly, what exactly is your plan to keep our neighborhood safe?
Beverly: I thought we would develop some signals in case there are, uh, cutthroats or marauders on the street, you know, like... [cawing]
Jane: Bird noises. That's Beverly's plan. Here's mine. [all gasp] Can you just hold that? I've listed 10 different ways to keep our neighborhood safe, from posting signs to installing better lights.
Linda: So well researched.
Virginia: Beautiful typography.
Essie: Elegant, like her.
Beverly: Oh, shut your holes, you gassy nags!
Jane: Wow. We should probably vote right now.
Beverly: Or we can postpone the vote until I can bedazzle a poster board myself. Yay! We're doing that.
Officer Puchinski: No. I'm not coming back here. Who wants this lady as captain? [Virginia, Linda and Essie sheepishly raise their hands]
Beverly: How dare you? You old toads!
Essie: She has good plans, Bevy.
Beverly: Officer, I'm losing. Take out your gun and make me captain.
Officer Puchinski: No.
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Quote from Beverly
Officer Puchinski: But I suppose you can start with a neighborhood watch. You know, pick a captain and walk around the neighborhood.
Beverly: Well, then it's settled. [chuckles] Everyone will sleep safely tonight knowing that Captain Beverly Goldberg is your champion of peace...
Jane: I'll do it.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was our neighbor, Jane Bales, the one person in town who was even more Beverly Goldberg than Beverly Goldberg.
Beverly: Oh. Jane. How cute. I think, though, everybody agrees I should be captain because Beverly Goldberg gets things done.
Jane: Except the person who really gets things done is Jane Bales. [puts coffee mug down]
Beverly: [laughs] Well, she gets 'em done without a coaster [chuckling] apparently. Let me tell you how Bevy G gets things done. I'm the kinda lady who will return a bathing suit without a receipt.
Jane: Big whoop. I returned a bathing suit without a receipt after wearing it for a year. [all gasp]
Beverly: I once returned just an elastic waistband to a store I didn't even buy it from because that is what kinda nightmare I am.
Jane: I returned a one-piece I didn't even have in my possession to a bank. Oh, yeah, I am a walking demon on this Earth. [all gasp]
Quote from Murray
Murray: No more wrestling in this house. No more TV, no more dolls, all holds barred!
Barry: What about my monthly wrestling magazine?
Murray: Subscription cancelled!
Adam: Or the Rock 'n' Wrestling coloring book?
Murray: I want your crayons, too!
Barry: What about the Wrestling Stars board game?
Murray: You lose!
Adam: Sling-'Em Fling-'Em Wrestling Ring?
Murray: Why would anyone want that?
Barry: "Macho Man" Randy Savage plush wrestling buddy?
Murray: I swear you said that one already.
Adam: Wrestling Superstars Thumb Wrestlers?
Murray: Did I buy you all these?
Quote from Murray
Barry: "The Honky Tonk Man's" guitar?
Murray: Now you're just making these up!
Adam: Jesse "The Body" Ventura's boa.
Murray: Be careful with that. It's your sister's.
Barry: Hulk Hogan's glasses.
Murray: I've been looking for those!
Adam: Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake's hedge clippers.
Murray: Those belong in the garage!
Barry: Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, master of the figure four leglock.
Murray: Who's naming these guys?
Adam: Or "The British Bulldog's" teacups.
Barry: Cheerio.
Murray: Those are for good company!