Erica Quote #452
Quote from Erica in Parents Thursday
Ren: Whoa! Whoa! Can't stop! Can't stop! Can't stop! Ugh! Ohh! Oh! I am so sorry. Are you okay? This is my first time riding a skateboard.
Erica: Yeah, well, a crowded, public space full of strangers is a perfect place to start.
Ren: Oh, God, here, take my sweater. Your knee is bleeding.
Erica: Wait. Is this cashmere? I don't want to ruin it with my knee blood.
Ren: It'll give it character. And then some cute guy is gonna come up to me, and he'll be like, "Hey, you got blood on your sweater," and I'll be like, "You're stupid." And then he'll be my boyfriend for a few weeks, and I will have you to thank.
Erica: Wow. You're, like, a lot.
Ren: Thanks! I'm Ren. It's short for Lauren.
Erica: I'm Erica. Or Ca? Yeah, that doesn't work. Um, well, it was nice to break your fall.
Ren: Don't look, but there is a guy over there who is majorly creeping on you.
Erica: Oh, yeah. That creeper's my boyfriend. He wants me to make a friend.
Ren: Tell him you did.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Parents Thursday’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: Gah!
Vic: I'm here to apologize. I may have said some untoward things about you being a goober, a spaz, a weenie, a total buttweed.
Adam: Yeah. I don't need a whole recap.
Vic: I also said that your flimsy, unformed child body was not only shapeless, but weak and gross.
Adam: I kinda have to get to class.
Vic: Additionally, I spoke of your manly prowess as a joke.
Adam: You know who you should really meet? Asha! Andrew!
Vic: Well, who in the hell is this smiling simpleton?
Adam: Okay, then. You three have fun.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And with that, Parents Thursday was a go. It all kicked off at the ladies' field hockey equipment closet.
Barry: If we had a key, you'd see a lot of sticks. Moving on.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And they did, to a sketchy burrito joint nine miles from campus.
Barry: We come here all the time. What the hell is a "kimi-conga"?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Of course, no school tour is complete without a stop at the dorm facilities room.
Barry: I push these buttons all the time. Beep, boop, beep, boop. [whirring]
Quote from Adam
Asha: So, I have to ask... How'd you beat out Andrew Gallery?
Adam: If I had to guess, pure unbridled talent.
Ms. Cinoman: Wrong. In the play, Romeo is a confused 15-year-old. I thought Adam would be perfect because he still has the wildly underdeveloped body and crude acting of a young boy.
Adam: You honor me.