Erica Quote #454
Quote from Erica in Parents Thursday
Ren: I'm just so glad that my mom and dad aren't like those psycho parents that are in your face all the time.
Erica: Totally.
Ren: Holy crap. We should all grab brunch together this weekend.
Erica: That is... an idea. Here's the thing... They can never meet you.
Ren: What? Why not?
Erica: 'Cause they were, um... Lost at sea.
Ren: What?
Erica: Yeah, that's a real thing that I just told you from my mouth.
Ren: Oh, my God. Were they, like, on a cruise or something?
Erica: Yes. That makes the most sense. Yeah, they... They were cruising for a bruisin'... And they got one.
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Quote from Adam
Adam: Gah!
Vic: I'm here to apologize. I may have said some untoward things about you being a goober, a spaz, a weenie, a total buttweed.
Adam: Yeah. I don't need a whole recap.
Vic: I also said that your flimsy, unformed child body was not only shapeless, but weak and gross.
Adam: I kinda have to get to class.
Vic: Additionally, I spoke of your manly prowess as a joke.
Adam: You know who you should really meet? Asha! Andrew!
Vic: Well, who in the hell is this smiling simpleton?
Adam: Okay, then. You three have fun.
Quote from Adam
Ms. Cinoman: Okay! All right! All right! No more! That's enough. That's enough. Adam, I knew you were the right choice, because that was sensuous.
Adam: Thanks, I think. We're children, so it's a little weird.
Ms. Cinoman: It was spicy, like a Cuban night.
Adam: That's not much better.
Ms. Cinoman: I mean, it's like I just came out of a Turkish sauna!
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And with that, Parents Thursday was a go. It all kicked off at the ladies' field hockey equipment closet.
Barry: If we had a key, you'd see a lot of sticks. Moving on.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And they did, to a sketchy burrito joint nine miles from campus.
Barry: We come here all the time. What the hell is a "kimi-conga"?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Of course, no school tour is complete without a stop at the dorm facilities room.
Barry: I push these buttons all the time. Beep, boop, beep, boop. [whirring]