Beverly Quote #1047
Quote from Beverly in Food in a Geoffy
Adult Adam: [v.o.] After facing my mom's constant attention, even the shunning bench was better than being at home.
Principal Ball: Okay, people, don't be shy. It's a hallowed Quaker tradition to rip Mr. Goldberg a new one.
Janice Bartlett: You're a fart! [chuckles] Nailed it. Thank you, noble ancestors.
Mr. Woodburn: You're too dumb to get a smart person to write your paper, and I predict early baldness for you. Gah!
Principal Ball: Thank you, Mr. Woodburn. You honor our heritage. Would anyone else like to throw a verbal haymaker?
Beverly: I'd like a turn.
Adam: You can't be here. She can't be here.
Principal Ball: I read nothing in the original parchment about this. Have at it.
Beverly: Adam F. Goldberg, you are a jerk for pretending to want to spend time with me just so I'd write a paper for you.
Mr. Woodburn: Weak! Get him where it hurts! His hair, his body, his stupid glasses! If he's not crying, you're doing it wrong.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Food in a Geoffy’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Mr. Woodburn: Adam Goldberg... Sandra Day O'Connor.
Adam: Oh, no, thank you.
Mr. Woodburn: "No, thank you"? This should be enraging. Say your dumb words.
Adam: As you know, Mr. Coleman agreed that I'm a visual learner and always let me make a video.
Mr. Woodburn: As you know, Mr. Coleman was fired for tying a quarter to a string and stealing Rolos from the vending machines.
Adam: Paper it is. I believe you said it would be on George Lucas?
Mr. Glascott: 1,000 words on Sandra Day O'Connor.
Adam: How about Sarah Connor, the character from Terminator? Which is directed by James Cameron, which is who my paper will be on.
Mr. Woodburn: Sandra... Day... O'Connor! You know what? Everybody just sit quietly while I snap chalk!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Ring-a-ding-ding. It's time for the Beverly Goldberg School of Learnin'.
Adam: From the same people who brought me a C?
Beverly: Woodburn had it out for us, but I think we both know if I hadn't been someone who could've been a lawyer, I could've been someone who might've been a teacher.
Adam: Wow.
Beverly: Wow, indeed.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Check out our curriculum.
Adam: A book of limericks, The Baseball Encyclopedia, The Guinness Book of World Records... Superfudge?
Beverly: These are all our books. We're gonna learn everything. Here's our syllabus for today. Math, English, home ec... That's us making a pie... Lunch... That's us eating a pie.
Adam: There's an hour-long snuggle break?
Beverly: I know it doesn't seem like enough time, but it could also be one of your electives.