Geoff Quote #145
Quote from Geoff in Food in a Geoffy
Erica: So, I have an hour until my next class, which I can use to finish my chem lab and my reading for women's lit. How's your day looking?
Geoff: Eh, I gotta get this ball in this cup. [does so] Oh. Well, my schedule just opened up. Can I make you another tea?
Erica: I think I'm good.
Geoff: Cool, cool. Well, I'll just sit quietly, and I'm here if you need me. [clears throat] [grunts loudly] [groans raspily] You know, I'm just gonna make you a backup tea.
Erica: No. Geoff, I think it's great that you're taking a year off to find yourself, but I've got work to do.
Geoff: I knew it! I'm bothering you!
Erica: No! But for the love of God, yes!
Geoff: I really thought all this free time would finally help me relax after a very intense 18 years, but I've never been more stressed. I'm growing so much hair!
Erica: Stress makes you lose hair.
Geoff: Oh, no! Nothing is right!
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‘Food in a Geoffy’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Mr. Woodburn: Adam Goldberg... Sandra Day O'Connor.
Adam: Oh, no, thank you.
Mr. Woodburn: "No, thank you"? This should be enraging. Say your dumb words.
Adam: As you know, Mr. Coleman agreed that I'm a visual learner and always let me make a video.
Mr. Woodburn: As you know, Mr. Coleman was fired for tying a quarter to a string and stealing Rolos from the vending machines.
Adam: Paper it is. I believe you said it would be on George Lucas?
Mr. Glascott: 1,000 words on Sandra Day O'Connor.
Adam: How about Sarah Connor, the character from Terminator? Which is directed by James Cameron, which is who my paper will be on.
Mr. Woodburn: Sandra... Day... O'Connor! You know what? Everybody just sit quietly while I snap chalk!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Ring-a-ding-ding. It's time for the Beverly Goldberg School of Learnin'.
Adam: From the same people who brought me a C?
Beverly: Woodburn had it out for us, but I think we both know if I hadn't been someone who could've been a lawyer, I could've been someone who might've been a teacher.
Adam: Wow.
Beverly: Wow, indeed.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Check out our curriculum.
Adam: A book of limericks, The Baseball Encyclopedia, The Guinness Book of World Records... Superfudge?
Beverly: These are all our books. We're gonna learn everything. Here's our syllabus for today. Math, English, home ec... That's us making a pie... Lunch... That's us eating a pie.
Adam: There's an hour-long snuggle break?
Beverly: I know it doesn't seem like enough time, but it could also be one of your electives.