Murray Quote #750
Quote from Murray in Dana's Back
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Growing up in the 80s, my mom loved her kids more than anything, which made every goodbye utter agony. So, dropping my big bro and sis off at college was bound to be a tsunami of sadness. My dad, on the other hand...
Murray: Okay, morons, out ya go.
Beverly: They're not morons. They're our baby birds leaving the nest, and they are very upset about it.
Barry: My four-year bender of unsupervised partying starts now!
Erica: Dad, you're not even stopping the car!
Murray: I'm basically stopped! Come on! Go, go, go!
Geoff: This feels very unsafe.
Beverly: For God's sake, Murray, stop the car.
Murray: There's nowhere to stop!
Geoff: The man in the orange "welcome" vest is guiding you to a spot!
Beverly: Damn it, Murray, now!
Murray: Fine! Okay, you got 20 seconds. That's 10 per kid.
Beverly: I know how many children we have.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Dana's Back’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: So, my son is gonna melt in a nuclear disaster, and what's worse is, now he refuses to attend my funeral. Help me, Dean Dean.
Dean: As I've been trying to tell you since the museum part, housing became available for your children.
Beverly: It did?
Dean: Yes, and when I called to tell you, your husband said "No, thanks."
Beverly: Are you [bleep] [bleep] with me right now?
Quote from Beverly
Dean: Well, wait. To the extent that I believed or understood anything you said, uh, the dorm rooms are all full now. So, there's nothing I can do.
Beverly: This will be the first of many times you say that to me, and the first of many times I won't listen.
Dean: There may be something I can do.
Quote from Barry
Barry: I mean it. You will never again have the experience of being in the same room as me.
Beverly: What if we're at a family wedding?
Barry: I will dance and eat the meal in the men's room.
Erica: What about a museum?
Barry: Unlikely, since I have no interest in history or art of any kind.
Erica: Fallout shelter?
Barry: I will train my body to survive a nuclear explosion.
Beverly: What about my funeral?
Barry: I will give a dominant eulogy...
Beverly: Oh, thank God.
Barry: ...on a video monitor from an undisclosed location.