Erica Quote #444
Adult Adam: [v.o.] As my mom was trying to keep her family together, my sister was trying to keep her relationship from falling apart.
Erica: [on the phone] Hey, Geoff, it's Erica. Just checking in to see what you meant by, "We need to talk." Probably just wanted to say how we have no problems and we're a perfect couple. Okay, well, have fun on the road, bye!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Unfortunately, she couldn't leave just one message.
Erica: Here's what "We need to talk" means to me. It means we have a problem. So is... Is it me? You're the problem, Geoff! Maybe I don't want you! Come back to me, my widdle Geoffy-weffy. You're a butt! And not just the tiny part of the butt, but the whole mound. The cheeks, the smelly region, all of it.
Lou Schwartz: Okey-doke. I think I got it.
Erica: Thanks, Dr. Schwartz.
Lou Schwartz: Oh, I almost forgot. Geoffrey called and passed on a message of his own.
Erica: What did he say?
Lou Schwartz: He said he needs to tell you in person, but it's big and possibly upsetting.
Erica: That doesn't help at all. It just makes everything worse!
Lou Schwartz: Sure thing, honey. Bye now.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Adam: Who cares! I can't believe we're flying to California!
Beverly: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! That won't give me enough time squished together with my squishies. [chuckles] We're driving!
Adam: To the airport and then we're flying?
Erica: When will I learn not to hug until I hear all of the details?
Beverly: It'll be just like the Griswolds. We're gonna see America!
Pops: This America? I've seen it. It's all corn.
Quote from Adam
Beverly: So we're gonna take one last unforgettable family vacation before everybody starts the next big chapter in their lives! What do you say?
Pops: We love you, but pass.
Beverly: You're gonna pass on a trip to Disneyland?
Adam: Oh, balls!
Erica: I love you now!
Beverly: Ah, that's right! Embrace your mama!
Adam: Star Wars just opened a ride there! It's called "Star Tours"! You get to travel to the forest moon of Endor!
Beverly: Well, I "Endor" you. Boop!
Adam: Even you can't ruin this. Star Wars teaming up with Disney is just so big! Sure, I wish they'd dedicate a whole land to Star Wars, but that's just a little boy's dream!
Quote from Barry
Barry: I'm not going to Disneyland! I'm a grown adult man who will be starting a fully accredited university in a week.
Pops: But you love that Snow White. You've had a crush on her since you could talk. Which was late for your age. But still.
Barry: Sure, Ms. White has pretty hair and she's patient with those dwarves in a way you know you'd just vibe with her, but not at all!