Beverly Quote #1021
Quote from Beverly in Vacation
Beverly: Murray, the kids aren't gonna go away to college and never come back, right?
Murray: I dunno.
Beverly: Sure they're growing up, but they love us and want to stay in our lives forever!
Murray: I dunno.
Beverly: My children will spend every summer with me until the day I die!
Murray: [mumbles]
Beverly: And even then, they're gonna carry my urn on every vacation they ever take.
Murray: Of course!
Beverly: Well, you're finally agreeing with me?
Murray: Of course they're screwing me at the pump! $9 to fill up a tank?
Beverly: Our babies are choosing to de-latch from our collective bosom and all you care about is gas mileage!
Murray: What do you want from me? I don't know what those morons are gonna do. But I do know they're here now, so let's, uh, drive around or, uh, whatever.
Beverly: That's right! They're with us now! So if we make this trip extra special, they're gonna want to come back for more!
Murray: Yeah, I dunno.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Adam: Who cares! I can't believe we're flying to California!
Beverly: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! That won't give me enough time squished together with my squishies. [chuckles] We're driving!
Adam: To the airport and then we're flying?
Erica: When will I learn not to hug until I hear all of the details?
Beverly: It'll be just like the Griswolds. We're gonna see America!
Pops: This America? I've seen it. It's all corn.
Quote from Adam
Beverly: So we're gonna take one last unforgettable family vacation before everybody starts the next big chapter in their lives! What do you say?
Pops: We love you, but pass.
Beverly: You're gonna pass on a trip to Disneyland?
Adam: Oh, balls!
Erica: I love you now!
Beverly: Ah, that's right! Embrace your mama!
Adam: Star Wars just opened a ride there! It's called "Star Tours"! You get to travel to the forest moon of Endor!
Beverly: Well, I "Endor" you. Boop!
Adam: Even you can't ruin this. Star Wars teaming up with Disney is just so big! Sure, I wish they'd dedicate a whole land to Star Wars, but that's just a little boy's dream!
Quote from Barry
Barry: I'm not going to Disneyland! I'm a grown adult man who will be starting a fully accredited university in a week.
Pops: But you love that Snow White. You've had a crush on her since you could talk. Which was late for your age. But still.
Barry: Sure, Ms. White has pretty hair and she's patient with those dwarves in a way you know you'd just vibe with her, but not at all!