Murray: Could you guys be quiet? I'm trying to watch M.A.S.H. They say it's a comedy, so I-I guess it is.

Erica: Who says I don't take care of my people, huh? Geoff, for you, it's PayDay!
Geoff: What are you talking about?
Erica: It's like a chocolate bar but without any chocolate.
Geoff: Oh, good. Now I can wish for chocolate and more years with my dad.
Erica: There you go. And Linda, you scored a Skor bar. Different spelling. I'm the best.
Linda: Please, just let me sit here with my thoughts.
Erica: De-nied!

Barry: Who's ready for my famous homemade chicken noodle soup?
Erica: Famous? The only thing you're famous for is fighting one of those animatronic bears at ShowBiz Pizza.
Barry: And my soup.
Linda: This smells so delicious.
Barry: It has a secret ingredient... Love. And beans and beef stock. Technically, it's a chili.

Barry: It's important we know exactly what Lou has been through so I can tailor my support strategy to his unique path to recovery.
Geoff: Barry's right. We should know. I- If you want to step out or something, it's okay.
Erica: I'm here. I can't tell you how many times I've looked at Lou and wondered what goes on in there.
Dr. Mittleman: Okay. First, I made an eight-inch incision through the chest. [Erica gags]
Geoff: You sure you wanna stay?
Erica: I'm lovin' it.
Dr. Mittleman: Then I used a bone saw to crack open the sternum.
Erica: Ohh. For those of you keeping track, Lou is open.
Dr. Mittleman: Then I used a tool called a rib spreader.
Erica: [gags] Oh, I'm never gonna eat at Tony Roma's again.
Dr. Mittleman: So, by this point, I am wrist-deep in chest cavity...
Erica: I'm down.

Erica: Shouldn't you be giving Geoff's mom another foot rub? Which, by the way, was the most upsetting thing I saw at that hospital.
Barry: I needed a lot of lotion. It's been a dry winter for Linda.
Erica: Oh, my God. Are those Geoff's BVDs?
Barry: You may not be aware 'cause you're off on Erica Island, but there's news from the mainland that Geoff's dad has a heart issue.
Erica: I know! I also know that I suck as a caregiver. But what makes me the most crazy is that you're good at it. How?
Barry: I have full access to my explosive emotions at any time.
Erica: I've seen you fight animals, birds. All God's creatures.
Barry: My space is my space.

Barry: But, on the upside, I can also feel deeply for others in a time of great need.
Erica: I can't believe I'm asking you this, but can you teach me?
Barry: Erica, the answer to your troubles is TEEF.
Erica: Are you trying to say the word "teeth"?
Barry: TEEF. Stands for Tone, Eye contact, Empathy, and Food.
Erica: You do know the word "feet" is right there for ya.

Barry: Let's jump in with both TEEF. First, tone. Observe. Pops, I have some very upsetting news. We're out of cream cheese.
Pops: Oh, no. I had a hankering, but the way you said it made it all okay. I'll just use butter and jam.
Barry: Now the second E... Empathy.
Erica: What happened to the first E?
Barry: There's an order to this. Pops, I once ran out of cream cheese, too. I empathize.
Pops: Wow, I'm not so alone on this journey.
Erica: Can you go faster?
Barry: That brings me to the first E... Eye contact. Pops, let my eyes tell you I'm here for you during this difficult cream cheese time.
Pops: Your big, wet peepers are incredibly intense and off-putting, but then it kinda settles.
Barry: And next is food. I'm talking about nourishment for the body and soul.
Pops: Cream cheese? You did it, Barry! You got me through this!
Erica: No, he didn't! He created a cream cheese crisis so he could solve it!
Pops: And yet I feel better. Erica, you should get in on this TEEF thing.

Erica: I got nothing less insane. I'm gonna go find Geoff.
Barry: And, uh, give him these for me.
Erica: Whoa. How did you get his T-shirts so soft?
Barry: Same way I get my hair so soft... Fabric softener.

Adam: You got my [bleep] prom cancelled?
Beverly: It's not a complete loss. They did replace it with...
Adam: "The Egalitarian Quaker Gathering of Friends"? What the hell even is that?
Beverly: It is exactly like a prom, except there's no dates or music, and it's in the late afternoon.
Adam: That's a school assembly! Like when McGruff the Crime Dog came to talk about safety, but wouldn't stop frisking me.

Erica: Life's a rainbow of possibilities. Now let's do this thing. Starting with food! Boom! Comfort hoagie flying in!
Geoff: [chokes] Whoa! That was way more corned beef than I was ready for!
Erica: And pickle spears, slaw, and sauerkraut. I got you!
Geoff: You know what'd be nice after I choke down all this cabbage... Just a quiet moment where I don't really have to think and... What are you doing now?
Erica: Making soothing eye contact.
Geoff: But you're laser-ing through my soul! It hurts!
Erica: Good, you're raw and ready. Here comes some empathy.
Geoff: I thought we were just gonna sit on this blanket.
Erica: It's all going to be okay, Geoffrey.
Geoff: What is that voice?
Erica: It's an unwavering and understanding tone. It conveys safety.
Geoff: It conveys Darth Vader.
Erica: Damn it, I'm sorry. I just was trying to comfort you. Clearly I don't know what I'm doing, so if you need someone, just call Barry.
Geoff: I-I would. But he's with my mom. He promised her a Barry day.