Matt Bradley Quotes Page 4 of 6
Quote from Parents Just Don't Understand
Adam: As you all know, Fresh Prince has what we in showbiz call "It."
Matt: Love him.
Naked Rob: So approachable.
Matt: My mom knows his aunt and hears good things.
Quote from Colors
Barry: It's now or never, boys. We're not just at war for our turf, we're at war for our honor.
Matt: Again, there is no war, just a minor disagreement with your mother.
Quote from Colors
Barry: Okay, JTP. Today, we face a rival gang the likes of which we've never seen. They're crafty, they're pushy, they're old. What do we do?
Andy: I got it! Moms love laundry, right? So we bring in a basket of clothes and have them fight over who gets to fold it.
Geoff: Or we tell them the floor's dirty, watch them scrap over who gets to mop it to a brilliant shine.
Barry: Or we say only one of them has the privilege of making us an afternoon snack, and then we watch them fight.
Matt: Um, guys? Your plan is predicated on the idea that these moms love cooking and cleaning, and I don't think they do.
Barry: Buzzkill Bradley strikes again.
Geoff: What does "predicated" even mean?
Quote from Colors
Barry: Doesn't feel so good to win a turf war. Colors. [quietly] Colors.
Matt: It's really nothing like it.
Quote from Mister Knifey-Hands
Adam: See, Erica's become one of those losers who still hangs around after she's graduated.
Erica: Get your cookies!
Geoff: Matt, tell me it's gonna be okay!
Matt: I usually try and find a positive spin on things, but, um, this one's hard.
Geoff: Oh, no, even eternal optimist Matt Bradley lost hope?! What do I do?!
Quote from The Living Room: A 100% True Story
Barry: Greetings, stupid Matt Bradley and JTP.
All: Stupid Matt Bradley and JTP! - Stupid Matt Bradley and JTP!
Matt: Barry's always ragging on me, it's the best.
Quote from Major League'd
Barry: Damn it! I'll prove how good I am right now! Who's got a ball?
Matt Schernecke: I've got a tangerine. But it's supposed to be for emergency dips in my blood sugar.
Barry: This is an emergency.
Adam: What are you doing?
Barry: I'm gonna throw this little embarrassing emergency orange at you so you can feel how much I don't suck. [thuds on wall]
Matt: Dude. We're being Major League'd.
Quote from The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook
Barry: Listen up. I've got some deeply upsetting news, JTP.
All: JTP!
Barry: No! Not the time. Mr. Glascott just called an emergency college meeting with me by chasing me down the hall.
Naked Rob: Oh, no. What's wrong?
Barry: Turns out, we all need recommendation letters from teachers to get into college.
Andy: And?
Barry: Wait, you all knew about this and didn't tell me? I tried to tell you, but you said-
Barry: Stop speaking, Matt Bradley!
Matt: Yeah, that exactly.
Quote from I Lost on Jeopardy
Matt: Um, Bar, it's pretty clear you're just pushing Kim away with crazy conspiracies 'cause you're still not over Lainey.
Barry: Stop trying to get inside my head, mortal enemy Matt Bradley! Just go back to eating lunch with your yellow best friends.
Matt: They're not my best friends. They're sixth graders.
Quote from I Lost on Jeopardy
Barry: Which is why I need you to tell me will I ever get over Lainey?
Murray: I know losing Lainey broke your heart, but that doesn't mean your heart won't heal.
Barry: You think?
Matt: I know.
Barry: But what if I blew it with this Kim girl? What if I'm, like, supposed to marry her or something?
Matt: If it's meant to be, it'll happen. Promise.
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