‘Magic Is Real’
Season 3, Episode 19 - Aired March 23, 2016
Inspired by David Copperfield’s walk through The Great Wall of China, Adam becomes a magician in order to impress a girl at school. Meanwhile, Barry has no interest in taking the PSAT, but when he discovers his friends and girlfriend plan to do so, he’s hit with a harsh reality.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Hey, mama, can we talk?
Beverly: We illusionists don't need to talk. We just use ESP. You know, extra-schmoopery-perception.
Quote from Lainey
Barry: You beginning your bright future is a complete betrayal, but you know what? It doesn't matter, 'cause I'm still gonna be a rapping basketball ninja rapping entrepreneur.
Lainey: And I totally believe in you, sweetie. But yeah, maybe you should study for the test.
Barry: Traitor! You beautiful, smart traitor!
Quote from Adam
Pops: What is it? What's the secret?
Adam: Magic.
Pops: No, yeah, I get it. A real magician can't reveal his tricks, but how does he do it?
Adam: That's just it. Real actual magic.
Pops: Yeah, I'm not following you.
Adam: There's no way a human being could actually accomplish what this man could do. Unless it's real.
Pops: Still not following you.
Adam: Follow this! Magic is real.
Quote from Adam
Pops: You should probably get some sleep.
Adam: No time! I've realized the key to legitimate sorcery is to believe. If you truly have the magic in your heart, you can walk through any wall.
Pops: I don't think you can.
Adam: I shall traverse through solid matter and appear on the other side of this wall. Behold! Oh, my god!
Pops: Oh, no!
Adam: Magic isn't real!
Quote from Geoff
Barry: First I'd like you all to know that you're all the dearest and most important people in my life.
And everything about you disgusts me 'cause you're all human garbage.
Erica: Appreciate the honesty. Can we go?
Barry: No. You may have given up your dreams to become cogs in the machine. But not me.
Murray: We discussed this. You're studying and going to a good school.
Geoff: Look, I speak for all of the JTP-
Andy Cogan & Naked Rob: JTP.
Geoff: - When I say that being a freelance ninja for hire is a big reach.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: I really miss Dana.
Beverly: I know.
Adam: We were so good together. How will I ever find that again?
Beverly: Trust me. You will.
Adam: What makes you so sure?
Beverly: If there's one thing the Amazing Adam's taught me, there's plenty of magic in the world.